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[sharkgirldick]

Sluts

[perfect-puppy]

You call?

[sharkgirldick]

Kill.

[perfect-puppy]

As you wish

[thedivinemagnet]

[mioxenoblade]

[his-shining-tears]

Cats and train miniature

[funny-tik-toks]

[tabitha1917]

[amishsicario]

the BBC actually banned this part of the episode in the UK for 17 years

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[weloveshortvideos]

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

[railroadsoftware]

stunning

[wayneradiotv]

blown away by his own power

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[guerrillatech]

u better be out here respecting trans people or your pronouns are gonna be was/were

[anotherpapercut]

I was born in the wrong biome

[anotherpapercut]

mentally I am here

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[ughimtrying]

his organs didnt spark joy

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your organs don’t spark joy

[coamhog-vega]

I have several organs that do not spark joy

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[homochondriac]

the truman show dir. peter weir

[vinegarfairy-deactivated2020090]

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[altaccount95]

This is terrorism.

[catasters]

[ampervadasz]