[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

"Vulcans do not lie" is my favourite fact about Vulcans that Vulcans made up

[cantotallyeven]

Literally canon

[darthcabbage]

@demiun

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[tathrin]

I want the movie to start with the divorce, proceed linearly through it all to the reconciliation; and then at the end, we get to a "six months earlier..." flashback of Thing's graduation, lack of interest from clients, and Morticia and Gomez (with the rest of the family's assistance) hatching this increasingly-elaborate plan to Show Everyone What They're Missing. Ends with "And That's How It Happened" in white text, like Clue.

The credits play clips of Thing in other court cases, now that the Addams have indeed shown everyone What They're Missing.

[dtacore]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

op link the fucking article

[dtacore]

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

thanks. what the fuck

[sonofdysonsphere]

@demiun

[illtenji]

baka

baka reverse gradient

[kattackatack]

she brreech the third dimension...

[madvertiz0r]

trying to cheer up the community

[chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-chan]

Its baka day, so heres cirno

I tried the wings then gave up

[mellootron]

i drew this an hour ago therefore i did NOT miss Cirno Day

[chaayaah-art]

Cirno for cirno day

Happy 9/9 to those whe celebrate

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[seed-less]

[starocide]

September Sunflowers

[maurofonseca]

it's cirno day 2025! let's look back at the past five years or so of cirno drawings

[trophyhugger]

happy cirno day 9.9.25 ....

bonus pic i took of my 9 fumo durink summer break..

[gigidisi]

[fropi]

happy cirno's day !!!

[sgt-shivers]

9/9 arrives once again...

[darkjakkus]

cirno day!