Dance 3 Looks Also 3

She/Her ❧ 20

[raptorific]

Marty Scorsese: marvel movies aren’t cinema, they’re more like theme parks

Marvel directors: that’s not true! Stop gatekeeping! What I make is real art!

Marvel exec: ok here’s your list of which characters have to die in this one, and here’s five pre-animated action sequences. Work a story in between them or don’t, we don’t really care, just don’t mention gay people in any scenes that can’t be easily cut for international distribution. Also this one’s being sponsored by a car company so make sure there’s a full-body shot of one of the heroes dramatically standing in front of one of the cars, with the logo clearly visible, for them to use in their tie-in commercial.

Marvel directors: yes sir mr disney sir

[cheesewhizexpress]

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[nhilafae-moved]

someone please tell me what genre of music this is its all i want to listen to for the rest of my life

[pissvortex]

[wwprice1]

The Harpy by Joe Bennett!

[jennifersbod]

Florence Pugh as Dani Ardor in Midsommar (2019)

[jakemorph]

ancient greek mfs always tryna act so fuckin tragic… “ohh i had to push a rock up a hill forever…” “ohhhh a bird eats my liver every morning…”… none of your struggles will ever come close to the burden of having a 20 inch dick

[ronohosie]

- Priapus

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[fakehistory]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

rose tyler’s main like characater trait is that she’s intuitive and has street smarts which jives well with the doctor’s wisdom and logic anyway what was i saying oh yeah it’s also implied in like the first episode she spent like hours with her boyfriend before realizing he’s been replaced with a plastic clone alien thing which is why doctor who is the best show potentially of all time

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

he also literally looks like this which is essential to understanding this post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[angelbabyspice]

LMFAOOOOOOO

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[exih]

if you say hecking or flipping instead of fucking literally walk your corny ass to prison

[exih]

[undiagnosedmetalrusting]

you seem fun at parties

[exih]

I don’t think people who say hecking get invited to parties anyway so I’m not gagging

[queenrhenna]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blooooom]

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

[soyoumusik]

[sweetmeatdale]

He’d say the same if he were a lyre though?

[soyoumusik]

How did you somehow make this post MORE groan worthy?