A Room with a Moose

Yeah...This blog is just as creepy as being in a room with a moose...that eats walnuts... I'm a female Canadian who loves mangoes. I am the pruney age of 100 (21, though really I'm as brittle as a person who is 100) and I'm pansexual and chill af. My search bar is horrible so if you wanna look at my tags type in my url then add /tagged/-insert tag here- to whatever you wanna see <3 Tags: Music is tagged as - sick beats, and really you're here for the nsfw stuff so feel free to check dat out. REMEMBER: I am a multifandom blogger :)

[adiosinflection]

When you forget your lighter.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[room-with-moose]

I call it bloody Pancakes

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Claire’s

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

S T   O   P

[tema-time]

Claires.

[oishiiasfuck]

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

[varrka-deactivated20170709]

bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up

[rosyish]

Cast dark skin women in your movies you fucking cowards

[fearnotthepen]

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

[lediableaquatre-deactivated2015]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[timideaus]

[ntbtscreenshots]

[thorvaenn]

It suits you.

[denisvileneuve]

Thor Odinson as my four moods going into 2018. THOR: RAGNAROK (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[auspizien]

Darth Asura - Creation of his Third Lightsaber; Shusui

After defeating an old Sith known as Darth Ryuma, Zoro obtained the shattered remains of his lightsaber and the rare black kyber crystal it contained. Taking the pieces to a Crystal Cave, where he meditated for several days, and began reconstructing the saber anew. Imbuing the crystal with the Force - bringing it back to life - and thereby finishing the creation of his third lightsaber.

[trilllizard666]

Me: “Oh yeah, I remember that game. It came out like three years ago.”

Wikipedia: “Release Date: 2005″

Me:

[sojiwater]

[hiighlyssa]

To all of our nipples

[shrekyourself]

me ten seconds after reading a sexual assault allegation against a man i always admired

[weavemama]

rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown

[weavemama]

some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump……… 

[weavemama]

this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming

[mvtk42]

[aqua-cultured]

this is like fyre festival but

oh so much better

[rootbeergoddess]

I am cackling now

[maurypovichofficial]

getting a controversial message from an anon that you agree with but knowing you can’t publish it or it’ll start shit so you just stare at it and it stares right back at you 

[rejectedprincesses]

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first production to adopt new anti-sexual harassment guidelines

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first film to employ the PGA’s anti-sexual harassment guidelines

The new guidelines were ratified by unanimous vote.