It Came From 318

Two college roommates who are fairly consistently terrible.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

PHASES OF THE MOON art by Thiago Corrêa

[room318]

I thought life would be less complicated/easier after college. I was wrong.

[sidnugget]

on the first date touch her heart not her body

[hellyeahfuckyeahshityeah-deacti]

Explain this to me.

[room318]

I dont

What

No

[room318]

General d'Erection

[room318]

Asshat as fuck.

Leto and I were drinking. Standard fare for a night, yes? Jackass pulls out a hairbrush and starts combing his hair at me. I don't understand. It's like he's one of those jackasses from Grease. Like anyone cares. Protip: Pulling out a hairbrush and pulling it through your hair won't get you laid. Except by dudes.

-Montag

[thenotveryinteresting-blog]

[room318]

Got-damn.

It's a good thing one can't retroactively become a virgin again, because I just spent the last eight hours upgrading my laptop.

-Leto

[room318]

Never a bad time for this image.

-Leto

[holyfucker]

[room318]

especially-waspish-madam:

No, srsly. I can’t even tell you about last Valentine’s Day.

(Hint: it involved embittered alcoholism alone on the Internet.*)

*I didn’t know it was Valentine’s Day.

[humpingturtles-deactivated-deac]

[room318]

This is the clearest evidence I've seen yet for the Second Coming of Christ.

[thespacegoat-blog]

this is how you seduce women.

[room318]

forever-a-troll:

problem?

[wharblegarble-blog]

[room318]

I love finding little bits of bacon amongst my clothes...

-Montag as he quizzically stares at misplaced foodstuffs.

[room318]

Disappointment is...

...thinking to yourself, "Hey, what if I did a tumblr post about how the Angry Birds did 9/11?" before realizing that 

someone's already photoshopped it.

that's terrible.

[room318]

Oh no. The phrase "tater twat" just entered my mind.

Oh no.

-Leto

[room318]

You know, that's a problem with today's society. Strange women can talk to children a lot more easily than strange men. It's misandry.

-Leto