Roommate Quote Wall

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Not a quote, just throwing my frustration into the void. I have finally succeeded in shutting my mother up when she tries to emotionally manipulate my feelings or invalidate them. I give her permission to be upset about my reactions, and then she shuts up because she knows that if she doesn't give me the "courtesy" that I'm extending to her, she'll look like the bad guy. Feels very manipulative and hypocritical on my part, but at least I stop the fight before she's screaming about the injustice of my having feelings.

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10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

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M: I have killed a fly with Mjolnir.

It has been conquered.

I am worthy.

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M: I'm M, slayer of flies

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CK: I'll eat him before he eats me

M: That's not how this works

CK: Maybe that's how I'll become an anime character

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CK: If her master was a furry...

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Heading back to school soon. Let the crazy begin. This is my last semester having roommates. This blog will then become stupid things my students say.

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M: Well technically you’re all down with sharing

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You could beat yourself up

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CK: M control your heat!

M is hot in every way, but the physical heat she radiates gets annoying in the summer

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You have an articulate tongue

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M: Speaking of piles of limbs

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B: Oh, I thought that was cottage cheese

I think it was sour cream, but I’m not sure of the context

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Me: Thank you for drugging my sister

She was sick; we’re not that crazy

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B: Don’t f with my crepe

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KC: I have a tennis racket in my car for a very specific kind of violence

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B: KC fingered my ranch