The Perpetrator.

Perpetua. 31. Publicist. MA in publishing. BA in English. Practicing Catholic Christian. INFJ. Enneagram 4. Hopeless romantic. MCU junkie. Gryffinpuff. Whovian. Disney princess.

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BTVS textposts vol. 8

[alicent-florent]

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[paintdoktahwho]

this time he died. because of reasons

[backgroundagent3]

Agents of B.A.R.B.I.E. -> Phil Coulson

This Barbie is a dad!

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[kosmogrl]

it's okay I'll be alright I got through it before I can get through it again, it's okay I'll be alright I got through it before I can get through it again, it's okay I'll be alright I got through it before I can get through it again, it's okay I'll be alright I got through it before I can get through it again, it's okay I'll be alright I got through it before I can get throu

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[i-am-dulaman]

[anxietyproblem]

[parkchanwoohoo]

White people love to be like "I avoid Black people because I'm scared I'll accidentally be racist to them" and think it's 1) somehow not racist to do this 2) a normal thing to do and admit

[parkchanwoohoo]

There's a deeply compulsive urge in a lot of White people to flay themselves open in this bizarre, uncomfortable confessional way where they just NEED Black people to forgive them for, idk, being white?? And they will openly admit to the wildest shit with the most pleading expressions and it's insane to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time a Black person is like "the reason for x behavior is racism" they will get swarms of people being like "I DO THIS, BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT" like I need you people to please get a grip, you are talking to a person and what you are saying is absurd

[stele3]

Genuine question: if a white person knows they’re racist and knows that putting themselves around Black people in social settings will potentially cause them to be racist towards those Black people, then what is the appropriate response? Continue putting themselves in social settings with Black people who then get to deal with their racism? Because that doesn’t seem at all fair to the Black people.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[anxietyproblem]

[lilapetrichorwinteryrogue]

why would you do this to me

[dinchenix]

Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs...

[anxietyproblem]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed