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[theonion]

TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau

TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?

[roreadsrandomly]

why not actually? If TMZ wants to try to use it's unholy powers for good let it. Let politicians feel what it's like when you are a product to company's shareholders.

[queerliblib]

Hello! Do you have any books/book recs where there’s a significant use of neopronouns? If you’ve already answered this you can just redirect me to an old post ty <3

yes! here are three adult titles:

Awakenings by Claudie Arseneault

Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe

Màgòdiz by Gabe Calderón

one ya title: Meet Cute Diary by Emery Lee

and one middle grade title: Camp QUILTBAG by Nicole Melleby and A. J. Sass

thanks for writing in!

[redgoldsparks]

Thank you for shouting out Gender Queer! Here are a few other adult sci-fi fantasy novels I've read with neopronouns:

Provenance by Ann Leckie (has a secondary character with e/em/eir pronouns) a standalone in the Imperial Radch series

The Galaxy, and The Ground Within by Beckie Chambers (has a main character with xe/xyr pronouns) a later book and kind of a standalone in the Wayfarer series

Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse (has two secondary characters with xe/xir pronouns) the first book in the Between Earth and Sky trilogy

[harrowfuckinghark]

Neither of the main characters use neopronouns but there are multiple characters who do in A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland.

Same goes for Winter’s Orbit and Ocean’s Echo if I remember correctly!

And there are lots of neopronouns in A Memory Called Empire (again if I remember correctly)!

[queerliblib]

some more great options here!

[ymfingsteadilyon]

It's not the focus of the story, but the setting of Time To Orbit: Unknown has three standard genders, all of which are represented among the main characters.

(Legal disclaimer: I am not to be held responsible if the very normal spaceship eats all your free time and/or sleep schedule. Blame @derinthescarletpescatarian.)

[miamaimania]

“Hands Free Telephone Mask” (1960s) ⧗ Wearable tech’s strangest ancestor

[bossymarmalade]

tag from @strangetikigod

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[whats-gender]

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

[bananonbinary]

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is how I'm gonna explain dnd to people from now on

[transformativeworks]

AO3 is Exiting Open Beta!

AO3 is exiting open beta! Learn more about how far we've come since launching open beta, our future plans for improvement, and what you can do to contribute at https://otw-news.org/4w2dn3tc 

[gloamscribe]

God help my poor readers, I've discovered the Snowflake Method X)

Decided to turn this into a full-blown post after it blew up in Fanfiction Writers Unite! What is the Snowflake Method?

Created by Randy Ingermanson in 2002, the Snowflake Method is a way of outlining novels before the large-scale writing begins. Since I've been struggling with a lot of things while working on my longfic (like context blindness), I decided to see if there was some way I could reduce that.

Here's the Cliff Notes version I wrote up, and there's more detail below:

Start with a 15-word sentence explaining your entire story. Like those blurbs they put on the backs of books.

Turn that sentence into a paragraph, with the same goal.

Make one page summaries of your MAIN characters. Name, motivations, goals, ALL of it.

Go back to your summary paragraph. Turn every sentence in that paragraph into its own paragraph.

Make half-page summaries of all your SIDE characters. Done correctly, all of the character pages you've done should briefly tell the story from each character's POV.

Those paragraphs from step 4? Turn that 1-page plot synopsis into FOUR pages now :)

All your character sheets? M O A R D E T A I L. birthdate, description, history, motivation, goal, etc. Most importantly, how will this character change by the end of the story?

Back to the plot synopsis now--time to make scenes! Randy Ingermanson (the guy who came up with all this) suggests using a spreadsheet to map out all your scenes, what happens in them, whose POV it is, etc. (You could probably pull off something similar in Scrivener. IDK about other writing software.)

OPTIONAL: In your main story doc, expand those scenes from general descriptions into multiple paragraphs. Ingermanson says EVERY scene should have conflict, but for fanfiction I disagree. Nothing wrong with a bit of fluff sometimes :D

(FINAL) Write the thing. All the pieces are in place, just put 'em together!

Under the cut, I have more info on each of these steps, as well as my own analysis of them.

(Full disclosure: some of this is directly copied from Ingermanson's page. This is just for simplicity's sake and nothing more.)

While it’s perfectly valid to write a fic entirely as improv (and often more fun lol), for longfics you’ll want some kind of framework. It’s the same thing as artists transitioning from line art to flat colors to a full-blown painting. The Snowflake Method is the writer’s version of that premise—and only one potential way of many to go about it! Ingermanson calls his method the Snowflake Method because you essentially design the novel in ever-increasing stages; you start small, then build stuff up in ten(-ish) steps, until it looks like a story.

Note that all of this is recommended to be completed over the course of about a month. Each step supposedly should take at least a week, but the original Snowflake Method was also written in 2002—a long, LONG time ago ^_^; Some of the things listed here can now be completed in a much shorter time (or in much easier ways), but the concept itself could still be quite helpful. Without further ado:

Step 1

Come up with a one-sentence summary of your fic. Ingermanson’s example was “A rogue physicist travels back in time to kill the apostle Paul,” the summary for his first novel, Transgression. Where it’s intended to be a simple selling tool to publishers and literary agents, it’s also the foundation of the Snowflake Method. In fanfic context, think of it as your fic’s first impression. What do you want readers to feel before they even click on your story?

Some hints on what makes a good sentence:

Shorter is better. Ingermanson says to try for fewer than 15 words.

In a fanfic context, character names are optional (though Ingermanson says not to put them). This if FAN fiction; readers want to know who you have doing what!

Tie together the big picture and the personal picture. Which character has the most to lose in this story? Now say what he or she wants to win.

Read some one-line blurbs from books you like to learn how to do this. Writing a one-sentence description is a lot harder than it looks, especially when you want to info dump about your fic so bad X)

Step 2

Expand that sentence to a full paragraph describing the story setup, major disasters, and ending of the novel. This is the second stage of the snowflake. Ingermanson suggests a three-act structure (or as he calls it, “three disasters plus an ending”), with each act taking up a quarter of the story. The final quarter should be devoted to the ending and epilogue (if you’re doing one).

It’s not like you have to be precise about it, though—this is still fanfiction. No sane person is gonna be like “Uh akshually yuor secund act wuz 2.034587 words longer than it shuda been!!1!1!!” Please block people who leave comments like that, seriously XD

Step 3

This is the part where you map out storylines for each of your characters. Write a one-page summary sheet that includes:

The character’s name

A one-sentence summary of the character’s storyline

The character’s motivation (what does he/she want abstractly?)

The character’s goal (what does he/she want concretely?)

The character’s conflict (what prevents him/her from reaching this goal?)

The character’s epiphany (what will he/she learn, how will he/she change?)

A one-paragraph summary of the character’s storyline

My personal suggestion: if you have an action-heavy story and want to get even more creative with it, try using DND character sheets for this! They’re still helpful even if your story doesn’t involve magic—just use the first 2 pages of this one and forget the magic section altogether.

IMPORTANT: You may need to go back and revise your one-sentence summary and/or your one-paragraph summary. Go ahead! Tweaking things is an inevitable part of the design process; better to do them during the planning stages now than when you’re 25k words in. (Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha... 🥲) You likely won’t get it right from the outset—and sometimes things will need to change to keep the story manageable, or even as you learn new things during the writing process.

Step 4

By this stage, you should have a good idea of your fic’s overall structure. Getting to this point can take some time, but if the story is broken, you know it now. From here, you keep growing each “node” of your story. Expand each sentence of your summary paragraph into a full paragraph. The final paragraph should say how the fic ends. At the end of the exercise, you’ll be left with a one-page skeleton of your longfic (or 2, or whatever—it’ll likely be single-digit). The idea is to expand the overall story.

Step 5

Write up a one-page description of each major character and a half-page description of the other important characters. These “character synopses” should tell the story from the point of view of each character. If needed, go back to the earlier steps and make revisions as needed.

TIP: If you're dealing with a story that has a large ensemble cast, rate each person in that cast on a scale of 1-10 (or a star rating) in terms of importance to your story.

If we're using ATLA as an example, Aang would be a 10 on the 1-10 scale (since he's the MC) and the cabbage guy would be a 1 or 2. And yet, both characters have distinct storylines; Aang is trying to master the 4 elements, and the cabbage guy just wants to sell his cabbages. Just because a character is a 1 or 2 in plot relevance doesn't mean they have to be boring! (This also tells you that not every storyline has to be overly complicated!)

Step 6

By now, you have a solid story and several story threads, one for each character. Next, expand the one-page plot synopsis to a four-page synopsis. Similar to the last step, you’ll be expanding each paragraph from step 4 into a full page. This is to help you figure out the high-level logic of the story and make strategic decisions. Here, you will definitely want to cycle back and fix things in the earlier steps as you gain insight into the story and new ideas whack you in the face.

Step 7

Expand your character descriptions into full-fledged character charts detailing everything there is to know about each character. The standard stuff such as birthdate, description, history, motivation, goal, etc. The most important thing you want to note is this though: how will this character change by the end of the story? Change can be literally anything from "He masters the 4 elements and becomes the Avatar" to "he finally sells a cabbage". (I must be in an ATLA mood today lol)

This is an expansion of your work in step 3, and it will teach you a lot about your characters. You'll probably go back and revise steps 1-6 as your characters become “real” to you and begin making petulant demands on the story. This is good — great fiction is character-driven. Take as much time as you need to do this, because you’re just saving time downstream. (It may take a full month of solid effort to get here. Longfics are long for the authors too, y'know?)

Step 8

Take that four-page synopsis and make a list of all the scenes that you’ll need to turn the story into a proper longfic. At this point, Ingermanson suggests using a spreadsheet (like Excel). Keep in mind this method was written in 2002, so yeah.

He says to make a spreadsheet detailing the scenes from your four-page plot outline:

one line for each scene

one column for the POV character

another (wide) column saying what happens

(optional): more columns that tell you how many pages you expect to write for the scene

Note: If you have something like Scrivener, you can do something similar by making a file for each scene and noting the POV character, what happens, and so on in the Notes window.

If you use the spreadsheet method, you’ll want to make new versions of the story spreadsheet as you progress. Ingermanson suggests determining what scenes go in which chapters after you’re done; I like to do it as I go (since Scrivener lets me drag and drop anyway).

Step 9

Ingermanson says this is optional, but I thought I would include it anyway.

Switch back to your word processor and begin writing a narrative description of the story. Take each line of the spreadsheet and expand it to a multi-paragraph description of the scene. Put in any cool lines of dialogue you think of, and sketch out the essential conflict of that scene. If there’s no conflict, you’ll know it here. Ingermanson says that every scene should have conflict, but for fanfiction I disagree. Nothing wrong with a little fluff now and then :D

Step 10

Start the real first draft of the fic! About midway through a first draft (or if you get writer’s block) take a break and fix all the broken parts of your design docs from all the previous steps, if needed. Nothing left after that than to polish—if you want to!

...Phew that was longer than I thought it was, but I'm glad I got it out there! :D If this was any help to anyone, let me know! (And check out Ingermanson's website, too. It's mostly geared toward novelists that want to get published, and he does sell some books and things, but most of the stuff on his site is free! That's how I wrote all this in the first place! :D)

[graffitinight]

When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)

Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.

Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)

I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)

YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)

The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)

The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)

The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)

It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)

Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???

To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)

So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)

[quotefeeling]

“You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they overwhelm you, too far and they abandon you.”

— Hanif Kureishi, Intimacy

[thoughtkick]

“You will never be who you want to be, until you are happy with who you are.”

— Thomas F. Shubnell

[roreadsrandomly]

HP Fanfic writing advice

I was trying to write a fanfic where SI takes the place of Diary Riddle (HPF1) but that fanfic became too much of a checklist. I wasn't able to generate conflict. I thought it was cause I have just a single POV character.

Then I tried writing an Eighth Year fic (HPF2). But I have spread my cast way too far. It's a polictical intrigue fic though I'm still trying to work out what would be the best.

And then there's the third idea. Dumbledore time travels using his death as a trigger and ends up in front of 10 year old Tom Riddle in that scene from THP (HPF3) . Now this is so far removed from Canon that I'll have to tie literal threads together to even make up a cast let alone make the cast 3D but it does give me more freedom than the other two.

Any advice for any of the above three would help. Please label it HPF1 , HPF2, HPF3 for my understanding. I am literally all over the place.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Anyone and everyone CAN write. The world’s most skilled writer didn’t start off skilled. The key is that they practice hard by writing a lot.

As long as you write, you are practicing your craft and you are getting better at writing. But you will never get anywhere if you let AI write for you.

[the-pen-pot]

If I see a hate comment on AO3 I just assume it's a bot now.

Like they're not even trolls any more. Even the spite is fake. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[roreadsrandomly]

I mean if you're not even going to put effort into your hate, why should I even care about it?

That's what I think everyone should share with these trolls.

[squidinktea]

i dont want 22 episode seasons back. i dont want 8 episode seasons. i dont actually want a prescriptive number of episodes per season

its the era of streaming. we dont need to fil x number of timeslots.

i want tv shows to be able to determine for themselves what their optimal number of episodes per season to tell the story they want at the pace they want. maybe thats a 3 episode season. maybe thats a 50 episode season. i dont care, i just want the decision to be made for practical and artistic reasons rather than corporate ones

[roreadsrandomly]

So True!