★★★

i moved!!

[vargurvargur]

for @rosadasque !!! a cool ghost!

[crazyaboutfilm]

[hatewizard]

GENUINE DICKSUCKER

[beaky-peartree]

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[chachacharlieco]

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s FastPlay.

Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically.

To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at anytime.

FastPlay will begin in a moment…

[capepunk]

white gays in fandom: [try to claim spiderverse as a movie for them almost exclusively, make a bunch of posts abt miles doing a bunch of ooc shit]

me, internally: this is indicative of a larger problem in fandom where white gays and white people in general love a movie but realize they can’t fully put themselves in the shoes of the lead bc hes black, so they remold his character into something more palatable and generic so they can be more comfortable making their jokes and headcanons or what have you

me, externally: miles wouldn’t read homestuck bc its bad

[bonerfart]

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

[palaeoplushies]

Loaches are invading my sewing machine! Go to http://www.palaeoplushies.com to start your own personal loach invasion!

[scienceisbeauty]

Back To Earth, excellent illustrations by Andrew Rae.

[toothyblowjob]

there’s not really much discussion of child neglect on here so i guess i have to do it

p l e a s e don’t shame neglect survivors for not knowing “basic” things like how to eat a balanced diet, when to go to the doctor, how to drive, etc. you know these things (usually) because a caring adult taught them to you. we didn’t have that. we often enter adulthood knowing jack shit about how to take care of ourselves. we know we’re missing information, and we feel so fucking lost.

it’s okay to, if you have a friend who’s experienced neglect, try and help them learn how to take care of themselves. saying things like “hey, do you think you could try to eat at least one vegetable per day?” or “that infection looks pretty bad, do you want to go to a doctor?” is genuinely helpful. but belittling us for not already knowing these things is completely unproductive and unnecessarily cruel.

don’t be a dick to survivors.

[deathbygummybears]

here’s a compilation of tiktoks that just convey an array of human emotions

[xxronscreamysurprisexx]

When Scp 173 and 096 Containment breach together.

[nukaswift]

Do y’all remember the 2006-2009 era of kids movies that were all about hidden fantasy and adventure and they all had the same vibes but wildly different stories? Cause I do.

[p2ep]

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

[lumpatronics]

Mine is a stock image of a man with a toilet on his head, so I gotta say this is pretty accurate

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND , GROND,

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND, GROND,

[gnirewolf]

[andrewlloydwebber]

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”