selfship blog for dandy from dandy's world. i'm new to this; please be nice!
emerett, they/them
aromantic & ambiamorous, uranic, nonbinary
neurodivergent + plural!
taken irl by my lovely boyfriend. i'm not that chronically online guys i swear
i use he/they/it pronouns for dandy
dandy is a queerplatonic f/o!
casual selfshipper/yumeshipper!
i'm questioning my sharing status, doubles please interact! lets gush about the asshole flower together <3
emerett is both an oc and a self insert. they have fleshed out lore, but i also imagine myself as them in posts and writing ^_^
Emerett is a Valentine's Day-themed holiday Toon who was added to Dandy's World to teach children about romantic, platonic, and familial relationships. Although beloved by Gardenview staff, parents, teachers, and children alike, they were cut from later seasons due to issues with funding and political controversy.
that being said, this blog is both an ask blog and a selfship blog. send in a message, and maybe you'll get a glimpse into what being dandy's pre-written love interest really entails...
i have no dni! i block freely, however :3
this blog gets pretty dark, sometimes! i always put trigger warnings if I feel they're needed.
i don't like woobifying dandy, and i write him to be morally grey!
this blog gets nsfw/suggestive on occasion!! all risque posts are tagged accordingly
personally i love it when people depict dandy as having thorns. but if you do this i would also like to suggest: make him touch starved because he can be difficult to hug. you agree
played animal hospital. it's pretty good! feels a lot like dw to me. i think i am going to specialize in security just because i like their design :) even though the fanbase says they're kinda buns
[said very pleasantly] i see you have mischaracterised my blorbo. that's okay. that's fine. everyone interprets things differently. i'm exploding you in my mind with the power of 9754685 suns btw
famous whumpee's fans start to notice something is up and begin posting about it on social media. close-up photographs of whumpee's makeup not quite hiding a bruise; a video of whumpee looking visibly terrified, if only for a second, when someone raises a hand; another clip of whumpee wincing when someone gives them a friendly tap on the shoulder.
if ever it's brought up to them, whumpee denies it. but as more and more evidence comes out, whumper thinks "fuck it, if everyone already knows..." and decides to make whumpee's life 1000x worse.