full metal bitch

no | "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday Don't say maybe" - a true love poem if i ever saw one

[mainelysyd]

[thelastpilot]

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[blasesaint]

[herpsandbirds]

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[ozempicofficial]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[enba-and-luka]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[loveridden1999]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[oranaro-deactivated20241016]

Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune