full metal bitch

no | "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday Don't say maybe" - a true love poem if i ever saw one

[nick-nellson]

13 Going On 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

[scunthotter]

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[jesperfahey]

“The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.” - unknown x

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

brazil is the only country we know exists for sure

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[poet-of-solitude]

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man