cover your ass, your rectum's showing

Oliver//22//ATL//he/him//local music hoe

[dennybitte]

[pinsir]

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Nani ?

[altotrain]

OP change your name

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No they’re right this time

[mothermishy]

Aweng Ade-Chuol makeup and styling by Raoúl Alejandre.

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[firefox-official]

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

[firefox-official]

guess what happened today. fucking guess

[ffxvfacts]

[robotic-maid]

[bongjoonhoe]

Voguing is the same thing as, like, taking two knives and cutting each other up, but through a dance form. Voguing came from shade, because it was a dance that two people did because they didn’t like each other. Instead of fighting, you would dance it out on the dance floor, and whoever did the better moves was throwing the best shade, basically.

The name was taken from the magazine “Vogue”, because some of the movements of the dance are also the same as the poses inside the magazine. The name is a statement in itself. I mean, you really wouldn’t go to a ball to do the “Mademoiselle”. No way.

Like break dancing, the dance takes from the hieroglyphics of Ancient Egypt. It also takes from some forms of gymnastics. They both strive for perfect lines in the body, awkward positions, but it goes one step further. 

It’s starting to make a name for itself, but I want it to be known worldwide, and I wanna be on top of it when it hits.

- Willi Ninja, Paris is Burning (1990) dir. Jennie Livingston

[uyus]

for personal reasons i'll be

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me as a therapist: I see what you’re saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of Naruto that I think would be relevant and extremely healing for you,

[kryptonians]

[emigration]

[zootycoon-archive]

[cikero]

when people say “god just be making anybody” this is who they’re talking about