Schlurmpest regards. >:3

19 | he/him | IT/EN/TR(basic) Welcome to my trash heap of random stuff with no rhyme or reason to it! Side blog: @translatingpostsintolatin

[pichiprincess]

I know i dont post a lot but I cosplayed Aqua from Deltarune this weekend and wanted to share!!

aqua deltarune i love u so much

[roseboy-in-training]

could you hang on a minute he still hasn’t finished writing the po✍️🐛

[roseboy-in-training]

nice title 🤙🥑

schlarnk you 🫶

[bees-sprees]

I want to spend the rest of my life with mew! <3

[roseboy-in-training]

[roseboy-in-training]

on a closer look it really doesn’t look that good but i tried my best

[one-time-i-dreamt]

once i had a dream that i killed every person who had ever lived and who ever would live. then i got transported to a flat plain made entirely of water that i could walk on. i met god, and they said ‘you killed everyone. now what?’ and then i woke up and had to stare at the wall for a while

[roseboy-in-training]

if we lived in schlurmp world you could end your emails with “Schlurmpest regards”. but we don’t. so you can’t do that

[melonmard]

please do that

[roseboy-in-training]

on it buoss o7

[roseboy-in-training]

if we lived in schlurmp world you could end your emails with “Schlurmpest regards”. but we don’t. so you can’t do that

[degdegbaguettes]

↓↓↓ I made a Pink shimeji!!! ↓↓↓

You can download her files RIGHT HERE!!!

I took heavy reference of Chubbidust's shimejies!! So if you have any of those she is at the same scale as them!

You need to have downloaded the shimeji program yourself, just extract the zip and place her in the img folder of the program and she should be good!

[degdegbaguettes]

SMALL UPDATE!!!

After the new patch I added in a new sprite for her!! The Google Drive file has been updated!!

The sprite has been added to the pool of reactions she can do when you poke her face as well as a really small chance for her to do it on her own, if you are too impatient and/or unlucky it's also in her actions list!

A few missing pixels in her climbing animations were also fixed

[roseboy-in-training]

the turkish language really peaked with the word "ememememe". even better when you put "mememi" in front of it. "mememi ememememe". and the meaning is just as silly as its pronunciation. you can even make a grammatically correct sentence like "mememi ememememe eminim"

[roseboy-in-training]

this just in: local idiot learns that if you shade things properly (*) they actually look better

[roseboy-in-training]

ever since i was a wee babe, i kenned i wanted a glass of lukewarm orange juice

[real-language-facts]

is donkey a word

a donkey is the leader of the key mafia (mafia made up of keys)

[roseboy-in-training]

[roseboy-in-training]

there’s nothing quite like waking up in a bubbling broth of your own sweat with your hair greasy and the bedsheets stuck to your skin

[melonmard]

ikkk its such a refreshing feeling

like you sweated all the grief and pain off and its a new day and the sun is shining

[roseboy-in-training]

sweating makes me want to kill people

[roseboy-in-training]

there’s nothing quite like waking up in a bubbling broth of your own sweat with your hair greasy and the bedsheets stuck to your skin

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

everyone write your top 3 current vocal stims and then tag a few others??? pwease???

I’ll start

“SOMEBODY KEEPS GETTING SPARKLING WATER AND I DONT KNOW WHO”

“tHaNk yOu yOu aRe riGhT”

“who the fuck is ruby?”

@seizesthegay @toastiegotburnt7272 @biteygremlinanon +open tags

[euni-nyx]

The entire Doovid meal. (I'll put it at the bottom for those who don't know it)

"Drrrugs" (that one owl vine)

"Because ToNigHt WiLl bE tHe NigHt ThAt I wIlL fALl for yoouu~"

@aburntcookie, @solar1175, @bi-r-a-r-a, @the-sol-eclectic + open tags

DOOVID MEAL:

So imagine you wake up in a Walmart parking lot with 5 dollars, 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and 4 cents. You go into the Walmart and ask the cashier what you can get for 5 dollars, 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and 4 cents. The cashier looks at you and says, "That's just enough for the Doovid Meal!" Now, the Doovid Meal is a glass of apple juice, a glass of milk, an Uncrustables sandwich, and an Epipen. So, you give the cashier your 5 dollars, 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and 4 cents, and they hand you your glass of apple juice, your glass of milk, your Uncrustables sandwich, and your Epipen. You then drink your apple juice, eat the Uncrustables sandwich, dip your Epipen in the milk and eat the Epipen, and drink the rest of the milk. And suddenly, everything is okay: the sun is shining, the sky is blue, world hunger is solved, and the president, Doovid, shakes your hand. And then you explode.

[the-sol-eclectic]

1. "Burn burn burn, the Jolly Ranchers to the ground" (Gtwscar burning down the ranch🥲)

2. "FLEE WITH EXTRA FLEE" (TangoTek on multiple occasions)

3. "We are the science bros; scIENCE AND DISCOVERY-" (Gtwscar's last words before he turned red in 3rd life)

@flame-izer @lucky-bug-thing @euni-nyx +open tags

[flame-izer]

"DOOOOOooooOoooOoIT!" Just something I like saying over and over again 😁

"WHINE WHINE WHINE ALL NIGHT!!" From Heathers the Musical. I just like how it's said

"I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?? OH MY GOSH-!" idk what it's from, but yeah 😁

@callofwinter @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239 @twoastricts

[twoastricts]

"Eye-ee-yeye-ee-yeye, wooooshka-doh! Wooooshka-doh-ya! Eye-ee-yeye-ee-yeye, neshka-ay-yee, neshka-ay-yee!" - Shakra Silksong's song she sings while idling, honestly, I make a lot of Hollow Knight/Silksong noises, especially from Seer and Shakra

"~You are the worst type of good, 'cause you're not even great!~" - lyric from Ruthlessness from EPIC: The Musical

"This is why I'm gay, THIS IS WHY I'M GAY!" - Scott Smajor, Double Life episode 2 when Pearl is being a crazy ex girlfriend

@adenethewriter @stardustlunarr @knight-of-hallownest @itsaboon @soul-t-s @juliette-demon

[soul-t-s]

"Killing, I'm gonna kill" (I just stared saying this when I was annoyed and now I'm stuck with it, lol)

"Wahwahwahwahwah" (going from a high note down to a lower note in a scale like fashion)

"Dalll-right" (I don't even watch Minutetech but he's teamed with 4c on Lifesteal and he's done this and now I'm doing it [I also watch Wemmbu so he isn't helping matters])

Open & No pressure tags!

@cholgamer @boreastheskogkatt24 @demigod-jack-hearth @four-leafed-queer-gal @i-have-a-coffee-problem @peishathebookity @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @alphaeclipce @pzzaroll @sugarcookieez

[cholgamer]

I have many lol but heres 3:

"500 ciggrettes"

"mart-eh same pea-pole, same pea-pole mart-eh" - has been in my vocal stim stash for years now. heard on the job. thank you random british man for naming your dog marty.

"yippie!" - i have perfected the art of saying yippie

@spookyboiink @asterrwritess @ anyone else who wants to join in!

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

"Brooooooo..."

"I'M STEEPED IN THE STEAM OF THE LAST WILD HOT SPRING" (from this song)

"Friggin...friggin...friggin..."

Tagging @librarifan @retired-abomination @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @theamazingmurderrocks @yeoldecryptid @ghostopossum123 @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @retired-abomination, @legendoflins @lucio-moonchild, @sabba-tumbling, @moral-panick, @zzalina, @demographictransitionmodel, @littlefallof-rain,  @calico-cows, @livingfungicorpse @veggiesforpresident @the-meest-me-ill-ever-be, @chaoticlittleleaf @poetry-and-revolution, @edensfruit417, @dottersstuff, @blorbusshmorbus, @girldante, @vanilla-daydreaming, @quia-nominor--leo, @wavaur, @post-troy-stress-disorder, @char-char-f0x, @lucidlyinlove, @melonmard, @convictedsodomist, @hercorrupterofwords, @cassiusthetyrannicide, @bramalamania, @gwenblings, @shakespeare-guy-anon, @merlischachen, @maltthebear, @granhairdo, @fortheloveofgrantaire, @florenceaftermidnight, @nom-nomzz, @currentlysherlocked, @biggest-fontanellelele, @pipatetka-be-cranking, @comeandrockmeamadeusxx, @iwillruinyourincarnation + open tags (+ no pressure to anyone, and tell me if you DON'T WANT TO BE TAGGED!)♥️

[melonmard]

their all from the freaky friday musical😔

"BUSTED, YOU'RE BUSTED"

"oh biologyyyyy, why won't you set me free?"

"just one day, tadadadadad (idk the lyrics)"

@squari5x6 @roseboy-in-training @dreamerdreemurr @apple-anachronism @v-auresco @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[roseboy-in-training]

i feel like i speak for a significant portion of deltarune players when i say it’s any of flowery’s voice clips

“Sustingus!”

“All according to All according to plant!”

“Mysterious wind…”

shout out to “I’m falling!” as well