Whispers in the Garden

Remember kiddies, even in such a magical place you have to watch what you say. You never know who might be listening.... We're the eyes and ears of the Gardens, and nothing ever sneaks by us. Keep a close eye here to find out all the juiciest and most scandalous tidbits about our favorite batch of residents, whether they be magical or more... ordinary. After all, the more fantastic the beast, the bigger secrets they have to hide. Be careful what you ask, however. There are some secrets you just might not want to know after all.

[rosegardensgossip]

Right now, the Senior Superlative voters are as follows!

For late to their own wedding, we have Kali with 1 vote, and our dear Artemis with 1 Vote.

For who talks the most and says the least,  Artemis once again has 1 vote and so does Eddie.

People thing that the ones who will be Living in a van are Auggie and Ciara, who both have 1 vote.

So, what does everyone else think? Remember, we’re not actually in high school, you’re allowed to throw a few dramatics.

[rosegardensgossip]

okay for late to their own wedding, I’m saying Artemis cause she doesn’t know better, for living in a van, I’m going to say Ciara because of an Identity Crisis (lawwise) and for talks the most but says the least, Eddie?

I’m pretty sure Ciara has had a few identity crisises at this point.

[rosegardensgossip]

does juniper selene live with a stick up her butt? is it why she has such great posture?

Maybe if she slouched a bit more and took a crap once in a while, she could learn to have a bit of fun. In the mean time at least she has some great posture. 

[rosegardensgossip]

kali, artemis, auggie

So Kali as late to her own wedding, Artemis to talks the most and says the least,  Auggie as living in a van. 

Never saw Kali as getting married but everyone has to try something at least once!

[rosegardensgossip]

Kali hasn't even fucked Arnie yet, he has to be doing something wrong in the sack. That girl is easier than 1+1

Honestly, I haven’t even seen the two of them in the same place for very long. Even if he’s doing something wrong in the sack, Kali wouldn’t know unless she bangs him. So, false, incorrect, whatever you wanna call it - this is a meaningless assumption. Someone seems to really think Arnie sucks in the sack. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did, though - he’s a fucking mermaid, guys. He barely knows how to use two legs, let alone his secret third leg.

[rosegardensgossip]

“I think it’s time for some senior superlatives! How about you guys let us know who do you think would be late to their own wedding, who talks the most but says the least, and who do you think is going to end up living in a van by the river?”

“And don’t forget, we aren’t actually high schoolers, so feel free to brutally honest.”

[rosegardensgossip]

With the Gardens this big, something has to be going on. Who wants to fill me in?

[rosegardensgossip]

arnie sucks in bed.

Oh? Can you attest to this personally, nonnie? I didn’t think anyone in the complex would meet his standards.

[rosegardensgossip]

Y’all have been too goddamn quiet lately. Come on, it’s the full moon people! You must have something for us. Don’t be shy, we don’t bite... much.

[rosegardensgossip]

Who should Topanga date and why

I’ve seen something a little more than platonic stirring between Topanga and Leila, for sure - but other than that, we haven’t seen much else with the witch. She seemed very charmed by our resident playboy virgin Alistair, but he’s got too many people ready to jump on his dick at any point in time, so I guess she’ll have to step back. I heard her familiar is a cat - crazy cat lady, anyone?

[rosegardensgossip]

who do you think artemis should date and why?

I’ve said on multiple occasions that I’m a fan of Auggie and Arty. Although, I do have to say that I’ve been keeping a close eye on their interaction with Jason. The fact they told him their real name was interesting - there could be something worth looking into there. And even though he was an asshole and forced them to reveal themselves against their will, he was nice enough to stick around and help them hide. I’m surprised he didn’t try to suck their blood while they were lying defenceless on the floor. Wouldn’t that be romantic? A vampire curbing his appetite so that he doesn’t devour the mermaid he loves.

[rosegardensgossip]

who is going to win in the arnie/benji fight.

My money’s on Benji. If it was the water, then Arnie would win for sure - but on land, the siren has no edge. Benji’s already got the upper hand. The fight won’t last long, though. It’s just a silly little cat fight. Meow.

[rosegardensgossip]

Who should Lorelei date and why

Lorelei? She’s hit on pretty much everybody in the building - can you spell d e s p e r a t e? The only person who’s seemed to return her invitation so far is Leila, but they wouldn’t last very long. No, I think Lorelei should date Kali. She’s the only one who can match their sexual energy without tiring.

[rosegardensgossip]

Opinon on Leila?

She’s got spunk, that’s for sure. And the girl is definitely all bite and no bark - I would just hate to be on the other side of those fangs. I’d really like to see her when she’s at her best, instead of the timid skulking ghost we’ve seen around the house. No doubt she’s terrifyingly beautiful when she’s angry. 

[rosegardensgossip]

who do you think jason should date and why?

Oh, Jason. Our bitter vampire from the mundane skies of London. He seems far too prickly to have any kind of relationship, but there’s something about a vampire and eternal youth and beauty that could charm anybody. Maybe he should date Leila, so they can roam the earth together forever, drinking blood and having some kind of company. I think he has unfinished business with Kali, though - and watching them butt head-to-head is kind of hot. 

[rosegardensgossip]

whod o you think alistair should date and why?

Blondie is… interesting. Obviously he’s in all kinds of puppy love with Zarya, but we’ve seen him have some sparks with a number of the lovely ladies (and otherwise) around the gardens. Let’s be real here, he’d look good with about anyone around here, but I’m just waiting for him to bite the bullet and start going out with his roommate. They already act like they’re married anyway, and those costumes? Puh-LEASE. The mer and the wer; has a nice ring eh?

[rosegardensgossip]

who do you think auggie should date and why?

Auggie? The sparkly little asexual? I don’t even think dating is that high on his agenda. It looks to me that he has a thing for our favorite little liar, though. He’s going to have some grand confession of love for Artemis at some point - I guarantee it.