Allons-y

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[beaucolics]

I honestly feel that working in a little old bookstore would solve all of my problems.

[jaubaius]

Nosey neighbour problems

[autoneurotic]

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

[icbiwf]

your fave is problematic: yourself

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

[kieren-fucking-walker]

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

[memewhore]

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[tchaikovskaya]

[kwermaid28]

[under-the-arch]

“I love when she exists” YES the love of her just BEING is so pure oh my gosh

[ohifonlyx33]

[todaysbird]

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

[todaysbird]

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

[terulakimban]

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

[nightmares06]

Look at the duck’s FACE

[applejuicewerewolf]

H A L P

[immaplatypus]

listen I'm just dreading the day when they're gonna screw us over and close this site for lack of use. you already see people talking like "oh I miss Tumblr" all the time like we're not still RIGHT FREAKING HERE enjoying our fandom shenanigans in real time...like half the memes on Twitter and Insta are just reposted from here??? uh?? what is that saying???

like I KNOW that Tumblr usage has plummeted and half the blogs that follow me are probably dormant by now. I know that. but if other social media outlets aren't gonna learn a thing or two about hiding follower counts or allowing tag-based organization or ACTUALLY SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER FOR ONCE, then I don't want them touching this one

[immaplatypus]

seriously what on EARTH are you talking about

[shrodingerspenis]

Stop telling everyone we're dead!

[ifyouarefictionaliwillpunchyou]

Sometimes I can still hear our voice

[dwight-schrutes]

[swagintherain]

[boldlygo-boldlygoing-boldlygone]

AOS really said "we don't want people shipping Spock and Kirk, so Spock and Uhura are dating" and then proceeded to cast a gay man to play Spock. They really did that. And expected no one to get gay vibes from Spock.

[xenolinguistics-department]

@spocksjuul why. would you keep this in your tags

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[c-bassmeow]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]

[claireslash]

That first pic was already like a 12/10 and it just kept getting better

[pensierosatanista]

We wolves do good since the dawn of time.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

[malglories]

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

[justareallyboredfangirl]

what hozier song is this

[heavyweightheart]

my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

[dreamilydelicatesublime-deactiv]

Rage against the corporate machine that makes millions off of convincing girls and women that we need to change our bodies in innumerable ways is the best motivator for recovery

[personblogging]

[herbiwhore420]

what was this show

[anotherpapercut]

a fucking gift to humanity