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Wait a minute you're straight now?? Twists and turns

I've accepted that all the people I really fall for are girls/fem-aligned. I think guys are hot but not really like, emotionally attracted. Coming out as heterosexual 😔

I've come full circle and am a straight white male, please forgive me

#i am trans tho

annabelle--cane

oohh my goddd who cares if people are mainly getting their music taste from tiktok? who CARES if this sixteen-year-old nonbinary kid has a frog hat and a hastily put together pseudo goth wardrobe and a playlist full of mother mother and lemon demon? who careeessss it doesn't MATTER why are you trying to hard to pull a "I'm not like those other gays, I have real taste" WHO CARES???

enraged-chihuahua

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

medianox-astrum

bumblebeerror

🥲🤷🏻

#😩💛#first thought is piss gender #also hi i never go on tumblr anymore

evilvillain123456789

fellas what were gonna start doing is taking lighters , holding them upside down, flamehole up to our nose, and pressing the gas release thing so the gas is coming out into our nose. and we’re going to see what this does for us in the long term

fatherofthebride

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

dilfosaur

ok fine

#me and my gf

ratliker1917

im getting into tanking in wow because i love nothing more than having internet strangers scream dumbly at me while i simply say the words “seething” and “cope” to them

ratliker1917

somebody tried to call me gay on a mythic+ pug a bit ago and accused me of having “a boyfriend” under the obvious assumption that i was a Male Gamer and rather than try to correct anything i just responded “inceloid boyfriendless gamer absolutely seething” and then he didnt say anything else for the rest of the dungeon. also his dps was bad.

fresh-and-hot-tiktoks

Translation: “wait what? what are you waiting for? eh? curry? did you make curry (in the bathtub)?” “ya, want some?” “yeah”

xtec

me feeding the homies after society collapses

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

*moves objects with my mind via my hands and arms*

vicholas

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

rubacava-deactivated20190627

severalowls

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:

evilkillerpoptarts

maestropear

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

severalowls

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

mysteryseeker

here you go

bigwordsandsharpedges

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

severalowls

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.