ROSE

Rose Burke is a freelance writer and author of sexy thriller THE ESCORT DIARIES: Survival of the Lingerie Girls. Collage artist, horror fanatic, and self-proclaimed Queen of Sarcasm. Visit her website at www.roseburke.com.

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THE ONLINE DATING SERIES: Mr. Softy 💋😍 "He’s lying in bed wearing only his boxers, his hair an intentional (yet attractive) mess. His eyes are inviting us to join him under the sheets after we've finished battling our inner voice's envious opinions regarding his abnormally long lashes and flawless pecs. This seemingly rare glimpse into his bedroom forms a sense of intimacy, creating the illusion that he's boyfriend material." www.RoseBurke.com #dating #humor #hot #haha #relationships #sex #love #life #blog #article #hotguys #mustread #sexy #writing #writer

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New article! Expectations vs. Reality of Online Dating 💋💏www.RoseBurke.com #manwanted #blog #humor #sex #relationships #dating #life

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New York Book Festival Honorable Mentions award! 🏆#2014 #escortdiaries #mustread #ebook #amazon #sexy #thriller #chicklit #greatreads #hot #humor #kindle #love #literature #scandalous #sex #summer #newyork #womensfiction #yum www.roseburke.com 🔥👠💋

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Check my article on ScandalousWomen.com! 10 Reasons We're Having Sex With Younger Men http://www.scandalouswomen.com/10-reasons-were-having-sex-with-younger-men/ #sexy #humor #cougar #sex #youngermen #scandalous #yum #writer #article #mustread

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"When I first met her I knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days re-arranging my mind so there'd be room for her to stay." ❤️💋 #quote #thegreatgatsby #love #fscottfitzgerald #fitzgerald

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Ready for a night out! #novelines #book #quote #ebook #kindle #escortdiaries #jameson #budlight #mustread #amazon www.roseburke.com

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Being ridiculous in 2009 #tbt #haha #planetoftheapes

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Still free on amazon! 💋 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #ebook #freeebook #freereads #kindlebargain #kindle #womensfiction #chicklit #mustread #sexy #sexythriller #suspense #amazon #humor #escortdiaries #love #sex http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00E1W5R8I/ref=redir_mdp_mobile www.roseburke.com

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THE ESCORT DIARIES: Survival of the Lingerie Girls 💋💔👠💄 Free on #amazon today and tomorrow! 📖📚 #freeebook #free #kindle #kindlebargain #mustread #greatreads #novelines #quote #escortdiaries #ereaders #ebook #sexy #sexythriller #suspense #womensfiction #chicklit http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00E1W5R8I/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

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"With the spring season also comes the season of bridal showers, and for me that typically means little more than an afternoon of fruit flavored booze and a free meal. I've always thought that showers (both baby and bridal) were a silly tradition, a burden on us women to not only throw down some cash for some nifty kitchen appliance we can't afford to buy for ourselves but to also wrap it in a way that is worthy of being put on display for the regular three hour long "Ohhh and Ahhhh" ritual of opening each gift at the close of the event. Not even the  fruit flavored booze can mask the embarrassment set forth from spotting my lazy attempt at gift presentation sitting front and center for all to see."

Read more at www.roseburke.com

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Free eBook Until Midnight Tonight! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E1W5R8I

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Interview With Elite Australian Escort:

Violet Ivy

Ever wonder what escorting is like in countries where it’s legal? Wonder what crazy on-the-job requests they receive? Or what stereotypes they find ridiculous? Well, I did! The oldest profession in the world, yet we only associate sex work with drug addiction, STDs, and finding that fairytale ending like in Pretty Woman. However, that doesn’t seem to always be the case. I recently came across Ms. Violet Ivy on Twitter, an elite Australian international escort slash writer. After a boring and slightly intoxicated evening out, I ended up in bed browsing through her website. I found we have similar writing styles, however, her stories come from personal experience. How could I pass up on the opportunity to find out more?

http://roseburke.com/1/post/2013/08/interview-with-elite-australian-escort-violet-ivy.html

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Check out my short story Diary Of A Sex Addict, published in 2009! Now available in an Ebook The Starving Writer Review Collection! http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/284710

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Found Happiness

Participate in my friends new writing project! Find the details here:

http://roseburke.com/1/post/2013/01/found-happiness.html

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Working On That Bucket List

I’ve decided that I’m slacking with this whole bucket list thing. I’m purposely choosing things that take little to no effort, and doing them in a way that doesn’t at all put me out of my comfort zone. Things I intentionally put on the list for those weeks I knew I’d be less than enthusiastic about being the occasional blogger. Number 34 (Donate Things I Don’t Need) falls in line with my sheer laziness. Not that it didn’t take me all day with my favorite Jock Jams CD on repeat to go through all of my crap...

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This Girl and a Bartender

“I mumbled something about having to go, and abruptly left him in the bathroom with his boxers around his ankles. The bartender shouted after me with deep regret in his voice, but I was out the door before he could pull his pants up.”

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America's Next Author!

It's a new week, and I'm starting out as #25! Lets bring me up to single digits ;-)

"I couldn’t help but blame my chum for my predicament as I hit the pavement in my five-inch heels and began the long trek home. All of her goddamn witty comments and inability to put a friend before a cock left me bitter. "

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