Normal About Machines

18+ | Minors shoo, go on git! | I'll probably make stupid and or silly posts every now and then.

[maragion]

[ephemeralhorror]

[robotgirlservos]

Robot girls only have to have the "crush hazard" warning label because we're so attractive and absolutely no other reason, especially not anything relating to turning-organics-into-physics type forces

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 be nice to us

2 the robots

[i-suggest-forcebot]

you are not immune to propaganda

[i-suggest-forcebot]

Just doing a poll, please spread to infect

I have been afflicted by the nanites, I'm now:

Toy

Industrial Machine

Bimbot/Himbot/Ximbot

Clockwork Maid

Loyal Drone

Pervert Computer

More Nanites

Armed Infector

My Pet

Other (Tag)

Voting ended on2m

[pobblebonked]

robot tf

commission for bluedraconicknight

[acerby]

Sure Dating A Robot Girl Seems Nice.

Sure dating a robot girl seems nice, till she slowly ship-of-theseuss you. You might start as just a plain human, but she keeps suggesting augments for you, so you’ll have more in common. Now you're a cyborg which is cool and all. but she keeps calling your mechanical parts cute, and keeps saying stuff like “oh you would look so adorable with these parts”. So maybe getting a few more augments wouldn’t hurt at this point. Then one day you wake up and realize you're a full fledged robot girl now too. And now you and your GF have talks of starting a polycue.

In hindsight that might be the main selling point.

[adalo001]

oops

[acerby]

oh this is beautiful!

[whereserpentswalk]

That final line!

[3familiarsinatrenchcoat]

"They must have loved the Ship of Theseus to have repaired her so much" RAAAGGGHH

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!! PEOPLE CHANGE! AND THATS OKAY!!! ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU STILL CARE FOR EACH OTHER!!1!1!1!1!1!111!!!!!

Gods I need to write yuri, maybe something like this

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 reblogging this post lets you tf prev into something of your choice

2 choose wisely dearies~

[uwathebestgirl]

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

[kale-exe]

9pin D-sub collar and ribbon cable leash

[transformationbait]

(suspicious glittering pink mist coming out of its joints) "hug the doll? hug the doll? hug the doll?"

*latches on to you* "doll? doll?"

before you can react to it you feel yourself being hollowed out, skin getting replaced with porcelain as it becomes impossible to move, your body becoming completely inanimate. your heartbeat is slowly replaced by the hypnotic ticks of clockwork, your mind is disoriented yet calmed as your brain is kneaded, compressed and shaped into a new crystalline core. what started as panic recedes into comfort. everything feels softer. peaceful. slowly you can move once more. ball joints have formed, the new articulation is strange yet natural. you, or rather that one, have become a doll.

"doll :)"

[this-one-suggests-dollmode]

hug the doll ◇3

do it now ◇3

[cryptdwelling]

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 "sit on my face" 2 you REALLY DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THAT

[vi-official]

i promise you i really do

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

[prokopetz]

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

[prokopetz]

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

[prokopetz]

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onJul 13

[teaboot]

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

[maidslime]

My artist friend Kicks was deleted from tumblr, please go follow it on bsky!!

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Jax art posted with his permission!!

[heavensenthousepet]

Not now sweetie, mommy's going to need to finish giving herself a repetitive stress injury trying to put together this OLSERÖD before she can strip you like she is all these screws and fuck you like the product developers did the absolute bloody tolerance on these machined parts

[heavensenthousepet]

[uberthemeh]

i know my audience