Rose Decided To Be Horny

I’m Rose, 22, she/they. This is not my main blog, but my horny sideblog. Please be nice!

[owl-maiden-36]

I feel like my egg laying kink is actually a breeding kink, monster kink, and a fear of having children in a trench coat

[arfbarkwoof]

two way corruption kink where we're both just making each other grosser

[feather--fall]

QUEST RECIEVED: Lay an egg

ACCEPT?

> [yes] > [no]

[cornviolaaa]

imagine having a dream that you were fucked by a dragon, then waking up like this. not knowing how long you're supposed to carry the egg for, or how long, or how it even ended up in your womb in the first place. hours turn to days turn to months, sometimes you desperately try and push hoping you can urge the egg into coming out, other days you just accept your fate. deep down knowing that you might be pregnant for years before nature finally decides you're ready... i wanna be her (im sorry i dont know the source, if i do find it i'll edit the post with a link!)

[ruinedwithlust]

In the mood to actually just use a guy for nothing else but sex but he's not allowed to pull out. Its only about me and my pleasure. His doesn't matter. I don't care if it's too much or he needs a break. For a couple of hours, this dick is mine, and I'll use it for as long as I want to.

[thesoftestbreeding]

This, but the domme has a rabid breeding kink and I'm in hysterics about not wanting to cum inside (I do anyway, repeatedly)

[godshideouscreation]

Anonymously ask me some "would you ever"s

[puppydr34mz]

angel oviposition. angel laying their eggs inside me. need that.

[prince-of-temptation]

Oh it would be such a shame if a scary dragon pinned me down and filled me with a big clutch of eggs to incubate... I'd really hate for that to happen...

[fareplay]

The pregnancy, you were ready for. The feeling of eggs growing inside your body, forming as a result of the seed in your womb. The unexpected part was the fat ovipositor growing in between your legs. It's a slow process but every inch feels big as your undies get tighter and tigher. And the hormones get stronger the longer you carry too, your thoughts consumed more and more by finding a warm, tight little crevice and grinding your way into it, allieviating the building pressure in your belly one egg at a time. You know that at this point it could be anything; a blanket, a pair of cupped hands, an open mouth and you just wouldn't be able to stop yourself.

[quest-draws]

[I.D.: A five panel black and white digital comic with a supplicant and a sage. The supplicant on their knees says "Oh, all-knowing sage, grant me your wisdom!" The sage, floating ominously says "Stop taking twelve Advil a day"

"Boo!" replies the supplicant. Then the sage takes out a box of Advil and a ox of Tylenol and hands them to the supplicant. "Instead, alternate between Advil and Tylenol. They work through different mechanisms, so they are safe to take together."

"Oh!" says the supplicant, now smiling. The sage holds up a finger, saying "Never go over the recommended daily maximum for any OTC drugs. Overuse of Advil can cause stomach and liver issues; overuse of Tylenol can damage your kidneys. Always speak to a physician before combining prescription strength drugs." End I.D.]

[sailor-lapis-lazuli]

you have the kidney/liver backwards. advil and other nsaids cause kidney damage and tylenol causes liver damage

[quest-draws]

[ID: a two panel black and white comic. The sage dramatically says "the all-knowing sage does not make mistakes!" but then points to a hastily scribbled, sobbing artist and says "but the idiot drawing them does." The artist says "sorry!!!" while hunched over their desk. End ID]

The all-knowing sage is restricted by their medium and the artist is very very srry!!!!!!!!

PLEASE REBLOG THIS VERSION AND THANK YOU SAILOR-LAPIS-LAZULI

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[bigsadbison]

real sleepy and i need somethin warm and wet and well behaved to empty my balls in

[yourtwistedprincess]

A sleepy creampie would be so great rn

[goldengothicgoddess]

I think sitting on someone’s lap and feeling it get hard would fix me rn

[joy-crimes]

i can imagine boobs that are large

[tittieholic-queer]

Oh well I can’t I have aphantasia. Anyone is welcome to send examples to help me understand.

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[kaban-bang]

[mush-gardener]

[xxxbreedmedaddyxxx]

in desperate need of a cuddle that starts off soft and relaxing and gets so, so heated. just us in sweats and hoodies and under the covers because it is way too cold outside. being spooned, feeling little, your warm palm sneaking under the hem of my sweatshirt to rest over my tummy. falling into a soft nap, just letting the sunday afternoon fade. but then your hand starts to wander, under the waistband of my sweatpants, of my panties. fingers rubbing my clit so sweetly until i’m twitching against you.

your voice soft in my ear telling me to relax for you. your hard cock pressing insistently on my ass through the thick fabric between us, until i’m wet enough from your fingers to push inside me. neediness starting to grow until you’re yanking my sweats halfway down my thighs, pushing yours down just enough to free your heavy cock, and thrusting inside me deep with one slick push.

your body wrapped around mine as you pin me to you, my back to your broad chest, your hips rocking so i feel that delicious slide in and out, the press of you on my sweetest spots. your warm breath against my ear, your hand toying with my hardening nipples, thrusts getting faster until we’re both clinging to each other, to the sheets, my cunt clenching in pleasure, thick ropes of your cum releasing against the soft entrance of my womb. and then falling asleep still inside me, keeping me deliciously plugged full of you all night.

yeah… i need that bad