She Deserved Better

I'm Lapis Lazuli, and you can't keep me trapped here anymore! I'm done of being everyone's prisoner... Now you're my prisoner, and I'm never letting you go!

[epicsause-official]

at grok is this real

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[hellbabyfromhell]

loading Swagg…

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[hellbabyfromhell]

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

[lmaonade]

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

[hellbabyfromhell]

You are going to hell

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[twunkish-cleric]

First we got our weird ears from them. Then we got hiccups because of them (or at least from the amphibians). And now we have tooth sensitivity from them?? We always call ourselves hairless apes but there's a hell of a lot of fishiness in our genetics too

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[arsonlarceny]

...

All Of The Above

None Of The Above (Congrats)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[shencomix]

[tockthewatchdog]

“how could we go to the moon when things on earth need to be fixed” Ok we didn’t go to the moon for 50 years and none of you fixed dick so time’s up we’re go to the moon again fuck you

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[nuclearconsole]

awesome beach near me

[important-cat-pics]

[charlesoberonn]

Bureaucracy is good and important, actually.

Except for the spelling of the word "bureaucracy"

[pokemonheritageposts]

inspired by a recent leak, it turns out there are only 13 Pokemon families* from generation 1 that still haven't had any kind of new evolution stage, form, or variant added to them since gen 1

Which gen 1 Pokemon do you most want to get a new Evolution/form/variant in gen 10?

Spearow/Fearow

Ekans/Arbok

Nidofam

Paras/Parasect

Venonat/Venomoth

Psyduck/Golduck

Doduo/Dodrio

Seel/Dewgong

Shellder/Cloyster

Drowzee/Hypno

Goldeen/Seaking

Omanyte/Omastar/Kabuto/Kabutops

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

*counting both Nido families as 1 family, counting Mew and Mewtwo as the same family, and excluding Ditto because that should absolutely not get any new additions

[uncharismatic-fauna]

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[thememedaddy]

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*