Hi :)

What

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

[…More inside than you think, ma’am.]

OH GOOD LORD.

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

[…somewhere… inside, if that makes sense?

All I really remember is… warmth. Something warmer than what I could ever care to recollect. I never had the time to process what it could be, but all I know is… it’s extraordinary. Much like you, ma’am…]

Goodness… inside and warm… some sort of decently kept building? More to that?

I appreciate the flattery, but I don’t suppose it helps.

Really, I just need a way to find out where you could be, roughly… I could venture out with my allies and scoop you up. I’ll bring a chunky knitted blanket if you’d like :)

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

[Thank you… I just wanna go home…]

You’re lost? Alright, I think we can help you get home. I just have to figure out where all of this is coming from… could you help me with that part? Something about you? Where you are?

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

[Please… I’m scared…]

…scared? It’s alright, my friends and I can help you. Just stay brave, okay? Keep that hope even if you are scared deep down. It will be okay.

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

Okay, traumatizing asks over. I wanna bake this group some muffins. :(

MUFFINS!?

holy shit percy rosemarie bring out the baking equipment we are COOKING

[monkbot8]

BAKING?!

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

BAKING!!!

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

[Hey… you there?]

I’m here… is everything okay? Are you alright?

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

who’s the lightweight of the group?

rosemarie

next question

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

fuck you :(

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

Hello? Is... Is anyone there?

I've been trying to reach people for ages, now. I'm not sure if it'll work, but... We have audio transcription online. I'll draw crappy photos to send, but this dial-up BS might fuck us over if it doesn't work. Forgive me.

My name is Cass. Cassandra Cooper. If you are seeing this, we are likely still trapped in what whoever the hell came up with this's version of SUPERHELL.

The point is, we've been being watched for a WHILE and whoever has their hands on our transmission is probably being watched to shit and back too.

Oh, right. The dope behind me is Priscilla.

Ahem. I'd much prefer Priss. Priss Fenway. Makes no sense now, but I assure you my name'll ring a bell in some multiversal constructs.

I understand that we may have accessed a forum for 'asks', or what would possibly be known as an 'ask blog' by internet standards.

Hold up, P. What the hell're you talking about?

Nothing you could possibly comprehend, Cassie. The multiverse is filled with idiots.

Especially ones just like you.

I CAN, AND WILL, KICK YOUR ASS.

Lovely. Save that for when we're out of here, probably?

Fact of the matter is, if we're asking for rescue, the appropriate thing to do is ask something mundane to please the Tumblrian gods.

That being said, how do you all do?

And what, pray tell, is your favourite thing to do in the summer?

...what is with people and hacking into my devices...

DECAMARK, YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM HAS FAILED ME.

[monkbot8]

Shit Charles. If what these hackers are claiming is true, we could have a whole new level of heat on our hands. Let's just hope these chuckleheads don't wanna make worlds collide.

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

I feel like I’m missing a joke here

[nicks-nacks]

what fguckinf year izzit

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

2096

weve just won the war against the...

...shadow... robot... clone... government... spy ninjas. yeah.

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

My brain is now in a metal canister because my body could not contain my raw power :)

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

Azira, who’s the best fit for your dad as a romantic partner?

LOOK. I DUNNO! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE MY DAD SMILE AND THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE IN CARTOONS I AM OKAY WITH IT. MY DAD’S FREAKING LONELY.

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

Nae, come get your daughter—

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

when can we get a pic of stellar and violet sewing their clothes together

i think they probably use the same fabric

They take days to enjoy themselves once in awhile!

[nicks-nacks]

Nick is going to kill me for this but... anyone ever call you guys "milfs" before?

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

Digital footprint.

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

do you guys think you're friends in every universe?

are you kidding? we're BARELY able to STAY friends in THIS fucking universe are you fucking NUTS?

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

…I think I would still like to be your friends. It’s hard to imagine you being bad friends in other worlds when you’re all so great in this one. That’s my opinion, at least.. ^^

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

If manuallans are made of energy stuff how do theyyy uhhhh

Reproduce ?

gonna redirect this one to @rosethorned-mindflayer

...

also, freak. you're a freak.

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

Had to take a long walk before I got the willpower to answer this. And maybe a drink.

So, technically, there’s three methods of reproduction. In order from most risky to most safe. I’m not going to ask for the risks, but this is based on what I know as the only human living among these folk.

First… sexual reproduction. There you go, degenerates. They can morph reproductive organs, and use them… however, we haven’t seen any proof that crossbreeding is possible. Yet. Just consider it improbable for now. Time will tell if this holds up.

Second, asexually. Using tiny fragments of their matter to merge them into a tinier life form. More safe, but not the safest. Sort of like breaking off a minuscule piece of their core to make a new one? I’d have to clarify, but I don’t believe I heard about it being painful at all.

The safest? The third, the anomalous reproduction. Nobody truly knows how it happens, but one day, after an intense hugging and cuddling session… a baby appears. Nobody knows where the baby comes from. Nobody really understands it. But it happens often, and most folk think it’s a gift from “Their Highness”

Acacius gets uncomfortable with the mention of the third one, for some reason. Always a tad fidgety and flighty. They’ll say “I don’t think that’s right” and float off to go assist someone else. Very odd. Maybe he just isn’t a fan of making his own children.

Unrelated, but Taliesin is strangely good at soothing fussy little ones. I try my best to look after more needy ones, but he steps in when I get overwhelmed! I do appreciate it though! Absolutely not his job but I suppose that also fits in with how he operates. Love my big brother. ^-^

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

Finding it hard to sleep.

I wish I could truly articulate how grateful I am for my allies, friends, family… but it’s difficult. Even with so many thoughts and minds swarming my own.

I can hardly breathe.

The daylight was filled with good food, laughter, excitement. It’s not really something I’ve become used to after all this time.

Sometimes I think it’ll be cut short. Like waking from a blissful dream. But I never do wake up.

I’m glad this is real. I’m glad I’m alive here. And I’m so thankful for the ones I spend these days with.

Happy Holidays.

- Rosemarie Faulkner.

[nicks-nacks]

GET TO ROSEMARIE WHILE YOU’RE SPLIT AND WATCH HER FREAK OUT

[dick.]

"Are you insane? We would rather not cause a load of mental distress on someone so psychically gifted."

'we could send her a photo.'

"Yes, that would be the best course of action. Depression can you tie playfulness down for a second?"

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

…I don’t hate this idea. I don’t. I do like him and do not think more of him is a bad idea, necessarily.

My hope is that my abilities don’t freak out and react as though I’m meeting five of the same person for the first time, but I can’t exactly test that now.

Welcome back to singularity! Wave wave!

[nicks-nacks]

ourgh it feels good to be whole i guess? i highkey do NOT remember a single thing that happened so ann had to fill me in

regardless, we COULD test that theory. i can just overlap several sentences/strings of thought in my head and you can listen in on the cacophonous stacked inner monologue like it's 5 people talking all at once

also i like you too :)

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

…that’s… not what I meant…

[nicks-nacks]

GET TO ROSEMARIE WHILE YOU’RE SPLIT AND WATCH HER FREAK OUT

[dick.]

"Are you insane? We would rather not cause a load of mental distress on someone so psychically gifted."

'we could send her a photo.'

"Yes, that would be the best course of action. Depression can you tie playfulness down for a second?"

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

…I don’t hate this idea. I don’t. I do like him and do not think more of him is a bad idea, necessarily.

My hope is that my abilities don’t freak out and react as though I’m meeting five of the same person for the first time, but I can’t exactly test that now.

Welcome back to singularity! Wave wave!

[rosethorned-mindflayer]

You are not a fish.

…I am not! Sound observation.