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tobias / he/him / bi / 25

[catholicastolfo]

I don’t care when my tumblr posts flop. My clout awaits me in the Kingdom of Heaven.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[depsidase]

[sacred-portal]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[thememedaddy]

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[bobdylanyaoi]

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

[permanently-stressed]

Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom