ghost boy

Roman - yeehaw

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[absurdityof]

“I felt very sad so I sat down. I felt so sad that I rested my head on my own knees and smoothed my own head. I felt so sad I couldn’t imagine feeling any other way again. I said, I don’t like this. I don’t want to do this anymore. And I went back to lying in bed, just before the doorbell rang.”

— Jamaica Kincaid, from “What Have I Been Doing Lately,” At the Bottom of the River (via lifeinpoetry)

[residentevil-4]

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[ripempezardexerox]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[rararazaquato]

anyone else remember the jaden smith big toblerone anime

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 hour 24 minutes

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[caesarsaladinn]

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[taydivorce]

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

[taydivorce]

*flips next card over* by the devil

[cybermanes]

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.