Rosy Cheek Cherub

[comradeemmettmccarty]

‪You all should be grateful that I have a twilight groupchat to drop all of my particularly terrible thoughts bc otherwise I would be plaguing everyone with even more posts about Bella Swan’s Massive Dumps than this fandom already has

[comradeemmettmccarty]

consider the paper cut birthday party scene but Bella takes an absolutely RIGHTEOUS dump at the cullen, constipated from how she never eats a vegetable, and her asshole bleeds a bit. Jasper busts the door down and goes after her. the scene plays out the same but Bella is stuck on the toilet.

thank u and sorry for ur time

[kaquiche]

isn't there a moodboard about this somewhere? where Bella has to use paper or something to wipe her ass bc the cullens don't have any toilet paper but she cuts herself and then jasper attacks her while she's on the toilet. maybe I'm thinking of something else but if it doesn't exist someone should make it

[comradeemmettmccarty]

Moodboard for going to your vampire boyfriends house and they don’t have toilet paper so you wipe your ass with the cvs receipt in your pocket and the papercut you got on your asshole makes your vampire bfs brother go off the wall and try to kill you while your shit just chills in the toilet for the whole fam to see

[finitetwilight]

can't stop thinking about Edward saying "if you had a normal boyfriend he'd have toilet paper so you wouldn't have to wipe your ass with a cvs receipt. if you were dating Mike Newtown his brother wouldn't run through the drywall trying to eat your paper cut ass"

[baawri]

Britney Spears on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

[selkielore]

negative space

[morallyambiguous]

rick bursky / the man with a hole in his head

[chaoticobsid-deactivated2026020]

Also: found another lower jaw bone of a young boar today. Well, a piece of it anyway. As well as a pretty feather that i believe belonged to a crow.

[baebyaga]

[romancelangs]

This Twitter thread really spoke to me. I wanted to share it with anyone who hasn’t seen it. 

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[ecultured]

shelley duvall in annie hall, 1977

[daloy-politsey]

The encampments should not end until all the demands are fully met. This means when a school promises to set up a committee to look into divestment or set up a system where they will answer questions about specific investments, the tents should not go down

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[2productive]

[klimtsonian]

💋💕 chappell my beloved,

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals headcanoning robots as autistic is wrong and bad because they’re saying autistic people are robots but when autistic people do it it’s epic and sexy because we’re saying robots are autistic. There’s a difference

[ober-affen-geil]

#people who have been othered identifying with characters/concepts that are distinctly other??#incredible. their vision. the metaphor. poetry.#people in a position of power relating marginalized people to inanimate objects?#death be upon ye

[selfhealingmoments]

[rottin6]

this ramadan we pray for peace and aid for the people of palestine. this ramadan we remember the previous ramadans, where thousands of palestinians were massacred. this ramadan we honour palestine, and may we see a free palestine next ramadan

[crocwearingcryprid]

Every fear avatar experiencing the most fucked up traumatic thing, dying and getting thier powers like Jude Perry literally sets herself on fire. Mike Crew jumps out of the window. Oliver literally dies because a satellite fell on him.

Meanwhile Peter Lukas some dude smiled at him in public.

[peeptheaesthetic]

Watching Good Omens rn, wish me luck.