Can't Aim Straight

rosy | they/them | ♉

[okcassin]

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

[cctinsleybaxter]

‘x is the original girlboss!’ ‘y is the original girlboss!’ wrong. there’s one definitive answer to who the original girlboss is

[rainbowgazes-archive]

i swear to god this wasn’t staged

[kodiak-pride]

Audio Transcript

This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere

I have no Fucking idea where he is. I have dug out this entire Fucking WALL and it’s like. “Okay maybe he’s lower down to the ground but I go down to here.”

(Pauses)

(Distant zombie noise)

Its further away! So it’s like “okay, why don’t I just kind of position myself in a way that I can approximate where it’s coming from?”

Is it coming from up there?

Well, theres noth-OH GOD

{End transcript}

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[wormsigns]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

DhhdjdjdkdFJKDKFKDJFJDKCJJSOSIDKDKKXJDJDJDJXJ

[cybergata]

A cat balances on a row of high fence posts. Owner Loree McComb photographed her cat Johnny balancing on the fence in her back garden in New Mexico, United States.

[annadeef]

Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.

[gnomes-official]

Hangin with my Gnomies!

[kingofthenorth]

#woah loving the blasphemous vibes from thos hats

hey pun what the FUCK does that mean

[the-punforgiven]

Blasphemous vibes

[kingofthenorth]

Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god

[tempestpaige]

just saw “this show is bad because nobody will write fanfiction about this character of color” placed as a legitimate take. i don’t say this often but…..please go outside.

[tempestpaige]

please say sike

[freeewheeling]

I ain’t watching anything I can’t ship the characters of either tbqh

entertainment nowadays is shit

at least the shipping somewhat engages me 

[silenthill]

Please go outside.

[tenitchyfingers]

Oh look, another edgy post about how allegedly shippers are the origin of all evil in the world. 

It’s not guns, it’s not capitalism, it’s not the complete lack of compassion between humans. No, it’s queer women thinking one character would be cute romancing another character. 

[tempestpaige]

what are you talking about

[catchymemes]

[thebootydiaries]

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg… why would you…. dont listen to her coupon

coupon: ii jjsut wwaantted 2 hhelpp u geett 50% offf ffebreeze ffabrric refhreshers i,,,

[zonecassette]

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

Wilbur at 3am after I get bit by a tarantula for the 300th time

[itsaubreylmfao]

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

[bumbleshark]

LUPIN III X GUCCI

[dafunk]

white yoda

[albertnatural]

[dafunk]

this is not white yoda

[albertnatural]

i dont see color

[bisexuanal]

inspiring 😢

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly