Julian | 21 | He/They

If you are a frog or perhaps a toad/some other kind of lovely creature please dm me so I can give you a kiss [background from awanqi.com]

[foogriffy]

would you still love me if i was a worm?

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[were--ralph]

Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

[savvytwinkle]

WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????

[were--ralph]

CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW

[demonstreetmeat-deactivated2024]

[skunkes]

[commoncoldz]

[hatsune-yeetku]

The holy trinity

[butternut-soda]

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[jaoxn]

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

gender affirming problematic sex with my canncelled wife

[yorickoid-deactivated20230204]

[impossiblepackage]

King

[louisegluckpdf]

the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

[831209214411212-deactivated2024]

this too is yuri

[haierld]

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

[2uche]

he was a sk8er boi! he was also a sk8er boi! they were gay

[hp-up]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

hey slurt

[iamoutofideas]

[mtfoss]

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[escuerzoresucitado]

[vitabreva]