i guess it's just something people do!

they/them or ve/vir || Howdy! I'm Vesper, an artist and gamer with too many hyperfixations. || Current: Genshin Impact, Will Wood

[rotten-legacy]

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[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[effemimaniac]

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

[robin-teddybear]

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

[syringaledraws]

Isma! 💚

[railroadreverie]

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

[blignick]

[rhetorical-conscience]

the inherent homoeroticism of rotting away in your bedroom

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[disgustinggf]

[everythingfox]

[animentality]

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: i knew this day would come

james: i saw it on the calendar

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you know maybe we dont have to reblog this one

[aphony-cree]

I'm picturing some guy insisting he has a huge dick and you go "I'll be the judge of that" and unzip your pants

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[rhetorical-conscience]

The long-awaited sequel...

taglist: @retrieve-the-kraken, @lovelylittlelosers, @altruistic-meme, @probablyjustanotheryrblog, @gele-gordijnen, @ishotforthestars, @king-wille, @rydingska, @mirabel-on-a-bicycle,

Young Royals as John Mulaney Quotes Pt. 2!!

Wilhelm after Kristina tells him he needs to take his Crown Prince role more seriously:

Walter:

Wilhelm to Alexander in s2e6:

Simon, about Hillerska:

Kristina in s3:

Monarchy Traditions:

Wilmon, taking one (1) look at the monarchy traditions:

[rpfofficial]

just remembered a reply to a post abt the difference between pansexual and bisexual that was like "linguistically speaking bi means two and pan means bread" and its still to this day one of the funniest things ive ever read

[rhetorical-conscience]

if i am to go,

let me melt by the sun's hand.

if i am to go,

if i am to leave this all behind,

let me depart unplanned.

without thought, without worry.

in no rush, no hurry.

everything has to end,

but in devastation there is passion.

let me spin the inevitable into a beautiful truth,

if i am to go.