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loucifersbitch

ao3 is down?? during pride month?????

homophobic.

justfordramas

He olny wears plaid shirts?

Oh, you mean like every other guy on earth!

rourabloodyrose

This idiot really expected to go to a computer science class and only find one guy wearing plaid shirts 🤡

#semantic error

izzy-hands

#geralt holding jaskier’s jacket like it personally offended him

izzy-hands

#Geralt of Rivia is the kind of guy who gets dragged along shopping with his spouse and ends up holding all the bags and might complain a little but secretly is like “am strong. will carry heavy bags for my love. mmhm!” #and I LOVE THE CONTRAST BETWEEN BEING ALL ARMORED UP BUT BEING SO SOFT #my gods i love him (@punkjaskier)

darkverrmin

olyphant-tim

Geralt and Jaskier in THE WITCHER | SEASON 1

penandinkprincess

okay but when jaskier is traveling with one of the other wolves, he 1000% falls prey to the “see how much i can get away with with the substitute teacher” instinct

oh no no, jaskier’s gone on TONS of manticore fights with geralt. GERALT lets him do it all the time! no, it’s never an issue at all!

cut to like an hour later when jaskier’s been thrown into a tree and lambert is LOSING HIS SHIT BC HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO. BARD YOU FUCKING LIED. THAT DODGE WAS SHIT YOU HAVE N O T GONE ON A MANTICORE HUNT BEFORE YOU LITTLE FUCKING LIAR PLEASE DON’T DIE. DO NOT DO IT.

oh please, geralt’s let him drink white gull before. he drinks it ALL THE TIME. it’s FINE.

two sips later eskel is scooping him off the floor, setting him down in the room, and STRESS PACING BECAUSE PLEASE DON’T LET HIM HAVE KILLED THE BARD. HE LIKES THE BARD HE DOESN’T WANT HIM TO DIE. ALSO GERALT WILL SKIN ESKEL ALIVE. BARD DO NOT DIE. JASKIER? ARE YOU LISTENING? I KNOW YOU’RE WASTED, BUT YOU NEED TO LISTEN.

deus-ex-moshina

Losing my mind whenever I think about Burn Butcher Burn canonically being a breakup song that “came from a broken heart” because like….. Almost all the songs in the “post-heartbreak/post-breakup venting” category have more or less the same formula, you know, in which a significant amount of “how could I have been so stupid” is pretty much a prerequisite. Like…. No matter how the breakup/heartbreak happened, the song needs an opening that goes like “I can’t believe I fell in love with someone who would do this to me, this is so embarrassing/stupid on my part”

and then there was Jaskier. Who didn’t waste so much as a breath on the self-loathing theatrics, and just went RIGHT in like “I WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD! NOW SING IT WITH ME–” it’s just. SUCH an in-character move, and it was incredible. A complete game changer. NO one is doing it like him

oh-i-ship-that

reading fics got me like

rourabloodyrose

Me making SURE I did leave kudos on this GORGEOUS fic

izzy-hands

#geralt holding jaskier’s jacket like it personally offended him

linkedbydestiny

Jaskier casually munching on ingredients in the Witcher laboratory

spacewizardtrek

vulcanhugsclub

Instead of the sun/moon trope, how about the lightning/thunder trope

which of your otp is showy, bright and illuminating, always visible and dramatic, lights up the earth, usually looking for a fight -- not subtle at all and truthfully, not very threatening

which of your otp is subtle but also very scary, is not always visible, is always a threat, shakes the earth, and is mostly peaceful until they're not -- a subtle but ever present threat

rourabloodyrose

Screaming in nkstein

#nkstein

fluffygif

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

shartgod420

oh this is an EXCELLENT noise

kiriani

Live Long and Prosper Washi Tape

It occurs to me that I forgot to post on Tumblr about my new Live Long and Prosper washi tape which is now available on my Etsy for anyone who wants to add some Vulcan flair to their stationary and crafting supplies!! 👀

I had absolutely WAY TOO MUCH FUN making these silly product photos, too, so I hope you enjoy them as much as I do 😆