It's Pronounced "Rules"

I'm not clearing things up. Assume, bitch.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

We've got quite the audience here.

Clearly they're here to CHECK me out!

LANCER (he/him) - Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade. Queen won't let him set his bike on fire...

Nay! Thou'rt clearlyth here for the Duke of Puzzles mineself!

ROUXLS KAARD (he/they) - Miniboss for hire. Will appear even if unhired. "I even doth Parties!"

Nonsense

We Can: Share The Spotlight

QUEEN (she/her) - Master of childish diversions. Don't get between her and her battery acid!

You get the feeling you're forgetting someone.

Perhaps someone also known as @vulpix-wright.

Not here, but... somewhere.

[emanx3c]

I have posted this other places but now its tumblr time :^)

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Out Of My Way Light Nerd I Am: Fucking Balling

[deadbeatdadjokes]

“rotating him in my mind”

Prove it

Put him in there I bet you won’t

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Please don'st! I art not microwave safe!

[jisuch]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how intimidating am I?

+bonus if you explain why.

[questions-for-oshas]

Here’s a question for oshas

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

...okay. [Flannery strikes the duck with a fireball.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls blocks the way!

The Rouxls art simple!

Collect Houses! Whoever hast the most, winst!

Rouxls painted two houses red before launching a somewhat pathetic attack.

[bossfight-osha]

[Flannery attempts to inventory all the houses and stands still, tanking the attack with her gigantic fucking health bar.] Oh, god, you're one of the fucking puzzle minibosses with the unnecessary and not-elaborated upon gimmick.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Yest, of course!

Ideally, there wouldst be some sort of foreshadowing, but thou challengedeth me afore I wast prepared.

The fight continues rather predictably.

[bossfight-osha]

You know what actually. Actually I'm gonna not deal with this today. [Flannery calmly walks up to Rouxls and bonks him on the head with all the might of a final boss.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

It seems the game hath been overed!

And lo! I hath the moste Real Estate!

How doth it feeleth, being laid lowe by yon Duke of Puzzles?

[bossfight-osha]

You have the most real estate because I physically couldn't inventory your last two and you're trying to cope harder. Mald about it. Seethe. L plus ratio. Et cetera. How many times do you think I can shitpost in the same sentence before you respond.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

...Ande people calleth mine own self harde to understandst...

Oh There You Are

Ah! Thou juste missed mine glorious triumph!

This fine establishmente simply wast not completest without I!

Don't Worry About Him

<LYING> He Is Not As Annoying Once You Get To Know Him

Also You Definitely Will Not Be Able To Get Him To Leave

[bossfight-osha]

Oh good another like. Final boss or whatever. Okay fine but you're going to be a comedic sideboss that they have to go out of their way to find. Okay? No puzzles on the main route. That's an order I'll back up with a beating. We'll discuss pay never.

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

...okay. [Flannery strikes the duck with a fireball.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls blocks the way!

The Rouxls art simple!

Collect Houses! Whoever hast the most, winst!

Rouxls painted two houses red before launching a somewhat pathetic attack.

[bossfight-osha]

[Flannery attempts to inventory all the houses and stands still, tanking the attack with her gigantic fucking health bar.] Oh, god, you're one of the fucking puzzle minibosses with the unnecessary and not-elaborated upon gimmick.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Yest, of course!

Ideally, there wouldst be some sort of foreshadowing, but thou challengedeth me afore I wast prepared.

The fight continues rather predictably.

[bossfight-osha]

You know what actually. Actually I'm gonna not deal with this today. [Flannery calmly walks up to Rouxls and bonks him on the head with all the might of a final boss.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

It seems the game hath been overed!

And lo! I hath the moste Real Estate!

How doth it feeleth, being laid lowe by yon Duke of Puzzles?

[bossfight-osha]

You have the most real estate because I physically couldn't inventory your last two and you're trying to cope harder. Mald about it. Seethe. L plus ratio. Et cetera. How many times do you think I can shitpost in the same sentence before you respond.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

...Ande people calleth mine own self harde to understandst...

Oh There You Are

Ah! Thou juste missed mine glorious triumph!

This fine establishmente simply wast not completest without I!

Don't Worry About Him

<LYING> He Is Not As Annoying Once You Get To Know Him

Also You Definitely Will Not Be Able To Get Him To Leave

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

...okay. [Flannery strikes the duck with a fireball.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls blocks the way!

The Rouxls art simple!

Collect Houses! Whoever hast the most, winst!

Rouxls painted two houses red before launching a somewhat pathetic attack.

[bossfight-osha]

[Flannery attempts to inventory all the houses and stands still, tanking the attack with her gigantic fucking health bar.] Oh, god, you're one of the fucking puzzle minibosses with the unnecessary and not-elaborated upon gimmick.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Yest, of course!

Ideally, there wouldst be some sort of foreshadowing, but thou challengedeth me afore I wast prepared.

The fight continues rather predictably.

[bossfight-osha]

You know what actually. Actually I'm gonna not deal with this today. [Flannery calmly walks up to Rouxls and bonks him on the head with all the might of a final boss.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

It seems the game hath been overed!

And lo! I hath the moste Real Estate!

How doth it feeleth, being laid lowe by yon Duke of Puzzles?

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

...okay. [Flannery strikes the duck with a fireball.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls blocks the way!

The Rouxls art simple!

Collect Houses! Whoever hast the most, winst!

Rouxls painted two houses red before launching a somewhat pathetic attack.

[bossfight-osha]

[Flannery attempts to inventory all the houses and stands still, tanking the attack with her gigantic fucking health bar.] Oh, god, you're one of the fucking puzzle minibosses with the unnecessary and not-elaborated upon gimmick.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Yest, of course!

Ideally, there wouldst be some sort of foreshadowing, but thou challengedeth me afore I wast prepared.

The fight continues rather predictably.

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

...okay. [Flannery strikes the duck with a fireball.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls blocks the way!

The Rouxls art simple!

Collect Houses! Whoever hast the most, winst!

Rouxls painted two houses red before launching a somewhat pathetic attack.

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

YOU SET UP AN ARBITRARY PUZZLE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING BOSS GAUNTLET!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Well, if it'st a boss thou want, it'st a boss thou'll get!

Behold!

Rouxls pulls the sheet off the infernal contraption to reveal that it's literally just a duck.

Whatevereth this thing is! Chips Ahoy, Worm!

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[bossfight-osha]

NO IT FUCKING WASN'T IN NEED OF MINIGAMES THAT'S WHAT THE TORCH PUZZLES AND THE ROCK BREAKING MINIGAMES AND THE FUCKING FIGHTING IS FOR!!! [Flannery chucks a nearby rock at one of the puzzle squares, solving the puzzle instantly in a comically egregious show of gameplay.]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

dumbvictory.ogg plays.

GOD DAMN IT

Ahem.

Thou hast declared thineself mine enemy, worm?

I do thou a good deed withoutst even being asked, and I don'st even recieve a "thanketh you?"

[bossfight-osha]

This man, some infernal duck-headed contraption, and a series of sliding boxes are in the middle of your gauntlet now. There is nothing you can do about this.

NO!!! SHOO!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOUR PUZZLES SUCK ASS!!!

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Rouxls attempts to slide a nearby box into you. It bounces back to its original location, insulted.

Yon domain wast in dire need of a minigame! And who bettereth to fill that void than the Duke of Puzzles yonself?

And thou cometh in here and insult mine puzzles! If thou think they "sucketh", I dare thou to solve them right now!

[understands]

[rouxls-flush-osha]

I Should Have Hung This In: The Recycle Bin

[photosthatarensfw]

NSFW: Ladder Edition

[noiselessbuck]

@miscellaneouscrabparts 4/5

Theres a whole mini clump of osha impersonating blogs as well

[photosthatarensfw]

I am not an osha impersonating blog, a joke blog, yes. But I’ve been here longer than them

[rouxls-flush-osha]

The constant comparisons to the oshaverse must annoy you...

But you take pride in the fact that you might be the only person left on this website to actually post about workplace safety.

[rouxls-flush-osha]



[deltaruneconfessions]

to this day everytime roulxs kaard appears ,i get a stroke trying to read whatever in the fresh heck he is trying to say...he is the best character.(from which country is his accent even from???????)

rouxls comes from the country of rouxlethia and his accent is rouxlethian

[deltaruneconfessions]

you made a palindrome of comments lmao

[rouxls-flush-osha]

I shan't accepteth this slander! Thou wouldst call the Duke of Puzzles British?

[skateboard-osha]

Hey. My name's Tonya Heroine. I'm a skateboarder who doesn't respect Physics at all, and Physics doesn't respect me. I'm immortal, because yes.

[rouxls-flush-osha]

Lancer rides in on what can generously be called a motorbike.

Queen is with him. She seems to have picked up a hoverboard somewhere.

Wow Cool Skateboard

It Would Be Cooler If: It Were On Fire

Wouldn't that make it hotter, though?