not your moms god

trying to become a false prophet Rowan, 20 formerly lillith-bc

[musingsmaybemumbles]

[clubpenguinkiller]

LETS GO LEMONADE LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LEMONADE #LEMONADELOVERS #GO TO DRINK #BEVERAGES #LEMONHEAD #FAVORITEDRINK

[mcgibbykins]

Secondo has Resting Grump Face. I think he has the best mean mug but he also sometimes looks like he's just tired of all the shit; my shit, your shit, their shit, our shit. I eventually remember he's an Emeritus and at the end of the day, he is just another goofy goober.

Yes, you are so scary old man.

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[ao3org]

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[lingenmustdie]

not a saint, but does he have to be?

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[darkxwolffff17]

people say that everyone gets hit with the writers/ao3 curse but I've been an author for 7 months already and nothing that's bad has happened. I'm I... The favorite?

[rowan-a-boat]

I need you to find the biggest piece of wood and knock on it, throw salt behind your shoulder, and do everything else that prevents ill words from coming true

[rowan-a-boat]

Romanticizing my farmers tan by telling myself it’s because I’m working hard and supporting my family (my husband and our cat). It’s not really working but if I say it enough maybe I’ll stop feeling bad about my pasty stomach and legs!!

I <3 working outside until it’s 82° and humid as fuck and I’m wearing pants.

[frownyalfred]

…you’re…welcome?

[writingdose]

[rowan-a-boat]

I would be a terrible tour guide but I want to try it just once

[heathcliffgirl1847]

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[rowan-a-boat]

Sometimes I’m tempted to leave hate comments on stupid shit and then I remember I’m too cool for that and maybe I should delete Instagram again

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[panda-escapades]

[karmicbias]

Here we go again.