This morning, Iâve learned that stairs = bad idea when half awake, our milk is definitely expired, Oscar (our cat) wishes they brought home a fish instead of a little brother for her from the hospital twenty-one years ago, my dad was left alone to his own devices in the kitchen (heâs burned waterâ seriously, if you see him in your kitchen, run), and I left wet clothes in the washer. To make matters worse, Iâve only been up for fifteen minutes.
That sounds like a lot of bad things to happen within fifteen minutes. Be sure to be cautious out and around today.















