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It’s approximately ten thousand degrees out.
It’s a fantastic time to be working next to ovens, isn’t it? But really, please start a prayer circle for me; I’ve started seeing mirages of icebergs in the cupcakes.
That sounds like hell. I hope the heat wave breaks soon since it’s getting to a lot of other people too.
cotton-eyed-artie:
Cause bringing home the mini shampoos is the best part of staying in hotel and now you don’t have to by shampoo . Think how much money you will save to spend on fun things.
The best part is not having to make your own bed. I don’t think I’ll save that much, maybe enough for another coffee or two.
Sweet Jesus on a boat, haven’t had a day that hot since I was a kid, seriously. I don’t mind hot weather in the Summertime, but this is a new level of bullcrap. I’ve showered twice already and there’s a bike and a Volvo to get my hands on until we shut down. That’s, like, three more showers to go. Weather, sincerely, fuck off, buddy. Tell me I’m not the only one who can’t stand the heatwaves…
Your water bill is gonna be through the roof.
I’m not a fan of how extra gross and sweaty customers are, but otherwise I’m enjoying the weather.
jasandrsn:
exactly! now she’s getting it. i even write on the back which town i was in when i get back home just to be extra
I’m stealing your idea.
I swear I’m not trying to live up to my own ‘wanderlust, nature-boner loner’ stereotype, but this pet sitting gig is seeming exponentially better the longer I work it. Seriously, the more time I spend with people’s dogs, the less excited I am to go back to spending time with people. 8-hour laundry shifts have got nothing on this.
Is it just dogs you pet sit?
Does anyone have any helpful tips for relieving a headache? I’m not sure why I have it but it’s been here for a while, almost an hour. I took some Ibuprofen and had a nap, but my headache is very persistent. Any advice is welcome.
Make sure you’re getting enough water, especially since it’s so warm at the minute. You should be drinking more than usual.
Love starting the day with someone telling me that It’s illegal to have dogs in coffee shops. And then asking me where my “carer was” , because my words got stuck and I ended up looking like a stuttering idiot trying to explain that it’s illegal NOT to let Tess in the coffee shop. Fuck this once PT’s done for the day i’m going back to bed
That’s bullshit. You should make a complaint.
Hello, Cotton Plant! I usually use this account for posting covers (social media is a great way to get your name out there, after all), but with so many familiar faces on here; I figured I would say hello! I hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their summer so far. Despite this unbearable heat, I know I will enjoy mine.
The heat is a good excuse for me to stay at work for longer and enjoy the air con. How was posting covers working for you?
the nerve of some people, i swear. first off, if i tell you not to do something while the ride is in motion, you should probably not fucking do that thing. if you don’t listen to me, i’m required to stop the ride. simple as that. you know what’s not cute? screaming at ride attendants for other guest’s stupidity. how about instead of yelling at me for somebody’s else dumb actions, you tell them something? i had two people scream at me today for having to stop the ride because some guy couldn’t seem to sit the fuck down. i’m just doing my job, man. no need to go all sharkeisha on me.
Sounds like you had a fun day at work.
rosesforlayla:
I saw an article where the hotel like, gave their patrons a checklist, and one of the things on the checklist was to STEAL THE MINI BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO. That hotel obviously knows what’s up.
I’ll try to avoid anywhere that encourages stealing.
kolsonpearcesecurity:
You’re a girl to talk to even without mini shampoo bottles, you should really try to collect mini alcohol bottles, they may be expensive but oh so tasty.
I feel like a collection of empty alcohol bottles is just the first sign of a functioning alcoholic.
westonalex:
Maybe as a souvenir? I do the same thing, it’s a lot of fun.
What sort of shampoo is it?
I’ve yet to find someone who doesn’t. Hotels must go through so much of the stuff.
Mint and tea tree.
kingsleyjones:
‘Cause it’s free and you can never have enough free stuff.
That’s the beginning of a hoarding problem.
rowanbat:
Is that a thing? Mini shampoos?
You need to book into a hotel right now.
natalia-flores:
Probably because when we pay for hotels, we’re paying a shit ton of money. Like hell if I I’m not going to take shit that I practically paid for.
That’s the most reasonable explanation I’ve heard.
julianderson:
Why the fuck not steal those tiny little shampoos? They’re adorable, they’re free, and fuck the bourgeoisie.
Is it really stealing if they’re free? I don’t see how that impacts the bourgeoisie.
smalltownmarls:
Because they are free and they are mini sized which makes them 100% cuter than normal-sized shampoo bottles.
I’ll take all of them off your hands if you don’t want them.
I’ll go halfsies with you. I really don’t have the bathroom space for all of them.
