[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[shitpostting]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-real-skeletor]

[gay-tm]

[pochowek]

I curse the rains down in africa

[mesopelagic]

you cant do that

[pochowek]

there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could do to stop me

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[salvasti]

15

[aupu-deactivated20150627]

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

my main goal

[soulsingerinasessionband]

is to blow up

[soulsingerinasessionband]

and then act like i don’t know nobody

[soulsingerinasessionband]

[theshovelestofknights]

@mobbothetrue

[jackisreallycool]

[andthenyourealizethat]

a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eatin’

[nintendowiimote]

One of the menu items is just “the forbidden fruit” and when I try to order it they kick me out

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh

[catchymemes]