travelmate

Blogging about veganism, happiness, health and fitness. And everything else I like. Tbh my blog's a mess.

[90377]

I'm still alive

[covid-safer-hotties]

[seabeck]

Lil creek

[earthturd]

it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

[earthturd]

this 5 year old post always sees a surge of notes either

1) when school starts or 2) during pride month

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[horrible-harlot]

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

[ignorent-blog]

all I do is smoke weed and mind my business.

[nemufroggy]

stay hydrated kids

[ilovetodrinkwater]

oh to be born a shrew

[laughing420-deactivated20200629]

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

[mercyforanimals-deactivated2020]

[charlottewinslowfitness]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[benjaminheath]

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[beesncream]

im so soft and chubby and peachy all over

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,