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my favorite thing about playoff hockey is when you switch over games during intermissions or after the game and the announcers always say “we welcome those of you joining us who were just watching the other game” like thank you good sirs, i’ve been avoiding all my responsibilities for hours while watching 3 different games, but i’m gonna continue cause you make me feel welcome and appreciated

willynylanders

five minutes each for FIGHTING

untexting

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

oddishtea

Ya she needs to shut up

kidzboppizza

Gally and Nate’s relationship: Giggle giggle let’s laugh at everything we say to each other

Gally and Chucky’s relationship: I literally hate you, fuck off, suck my ass. Friends? I don’t even know your name

jetsmorrissey

“tonight we play for the name on the back of our jerseys”

Chi @ Wpg 04/07/18

Instead of name tags, both teams wore Broncos to honour the Humboldt Broncos. The Jets will auction off all jerseys signed and the proceeds of both the auctioned off jerseys plus what was made from 50/50 will go to the Humboldt Broncos. The Blackhawks will match the donation from the jets/nhl of $25,000

butchish

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

butchish

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

sunspotpony

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.