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last weekend’s request was for hayley & g 🌸
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
Hal Jordan talking to any of the Batkids:
yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.
the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know
do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this
why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?
I FOUMDH IT
Regular Couple
this ended homophobia
happy pride month
Happy Pride
I can't get over how hilariously on-the-nose Malice and Mayhem are as names for a villainous duo. In legal jargon, "malice" is the intent to do harm, and "mayhem" is the act of doing harm. You don't need to ask which one is the brains and which is the brawn because they're labelled.
this was a very confusing post for me personally
This whole project was heavily inspired by the work of Lina Shamoon/ Mirrors by Lina (website here, check out her very cool and much higher quality work). My spin on things is definitely not made as well as her stuff, but I'm still loving the effect.
This thing is still bringing me a great deal of joy. It's usually the last thing I see on my way out of the house in the morning and it's very good.
I'm putting a team together
Fuck how could I forget
Team Leader
cleaning him
those aren’t their names!!!!!!
Nichelle Nichols on the set of Star Trek (1966-1969)
Okay, that's IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can't continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it's okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you'd understand batman's suntan technique, but I guess you're just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever.
Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.
I want this as a medieval calligraphy manuscript framed on my wall.
LOOK LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE SEEN YOU ALL @'ING ME THESE TAKE TIME
that being said, @homunculus-argument :
my work tracker app says this'll be $100 bucks Canadian, I take cash, tattoos, uranium glass, or Hot Topic gift cards
ah SHIT I MISSED TWO WHOLEASS WORDS
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
i'm crying laughing this is so funny
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
@theshitpostcalligrapher
Someone else come fuck that guy for me