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Need one more to unlock the door
barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies
ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:
There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said
They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)
They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)
They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever.
and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.
but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons.
in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.
and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.
anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name
This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
what happens when they run out of inspirational noun names for Mars rovers and spaceships?
will we have to opt for naming them after less noble concepts—the USS Comeuppance? the Indignation rover? the Parsimony probe?
the USS Lactase Persistence
the Fat Tiddy rover
the Opposable Thumbs space probe
Next Mars rover should be called the Wet Ass Pussy
amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location
ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
you must love us even when we are burdens.
you have to love your disabled partner even when you come home exhausted and the bedroom is a mess. You have to love us when there's a pile of dishes in the sink that's sat for three weeks. You have to love us when we have to shake you awake at night to have someone hold us to distract us from the pain. You have to be willing to take us to urgent care and the pharmacy and the hospital and you must be willing to carry our mobility aids or help us up stairs or open jars and cans and doors and be willing to go home early when we can't stand it anymore. You will have to deal with us having flare ups that may fall on birthdays or anniversaries or trips or other major events and not hate us for it (we hate this just as much as you do).
You have to love us when we are burdens. When you are exhausted from work, we will still be disabled and still need our pills and affection. I promise, I'm always doing the most I can. I promise. We are always, always doing the most and best we can. And many times, because we are disabled, sometimes our best is still not enough to get everything done that we need to.
you have to love us even when we never get better.
every disabled person should get a free pass to jump one ableist medical professional of their choosing with absolutely no consequences
really?
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[image is the game box for the game "just one". highly recommend the game]
look at this
Stoat (Mustela erminea). This one is a baby!
"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s
fun fack abvout these fuckin things. the ereason ehy is the colors they is is because the heat of their body fuckin melts the balck colors (or i think technically hte protien that makes the black colors but i could be ®ong i cinda forgor)