[roybittan-blog]

Haven’t been on here in so fucking long

[thecommonchick]

[dwight-schrutes]

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

^literally what I thought

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[theanticool]

“Las Vegas, California” is probably the least dumb thing Tito Ortiz has said into a microphone in years

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

me: oh yeah, rami malek’s gotta be like, 26 years old

wikipedia: rami malek is 37 years old

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

how the fuck is it december this week 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I am literally on my knees pleading with y’all to shut the fuck up

[emperilysm]

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

tumblr should have a feature where if you use words like “gaslighting” “dissociation” and “intrusive thoughts” in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

me at my english teacher when they tell me i used a word incorrectly in an essay

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[saffronrisotto-deactivated20200]

[replicated-archive]

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

[replicated-archive]

That’s why Californians are like that

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no