all my friends are heathens

[vesnuszki]

shane hollander bouncing on it in the passenger seat of ilya’s faggy orange lamborghini aventador hitting his head on the ceiling bump bump bump because it’s a really small fucking car send post

[penandinkprincess]

have been tumbling around in my head that being shane and ilya in their phones in the new shallergies verse means there is no jane and lily and thus no flirty texts

BUT

i have now been gifted the vision of them downloading a battleship game app and sexting in the chat feature (with their usernames changed to jane and lily after ilya continues to send sexy texts and shane gets stressed that SOMEHOW someone is going to manage to find this random ass app)

which also then offers the very funny idea that the signal of "i wanna sext" is just sending fucking. "A3". as the "hey, i'm horny go open your battleship app."

[firstprinced]

[firstprinced]

pulling out here truther

[mina-logan]

[actuallysara]

happy

[aenslem]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT || 1.04 The Devil's Road

[lioncourtz]

SAM REID as Lestat de Lioncourt

An Inside Look at 'The Vampire Lestat' x

[skyrigel]

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[lioncourtz]

SAM REID as Lestat de Lioncourt

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.04 | "The Devil's Road"

[saevity]

double vision 👁️👁️👁️

[nextchapter]

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[actuallysara]

one night ilya finds out about clone-a-willy and he has never ordered something so quick. he makes a mold of his dick at home just for shane to have a custom dildo because he's not obsessed with the idea of shane fucking himself with an exact replica of his dick, not at all. if shane can't have him when he's away that is the next best thing for him right, he's just being a very selfless boyfriend here. and he makes one that glows in the dark just to piss shane off cause he'll have him sexually satisfied but not without enraging him first the rozanov way☝️

[rozanov81hollander24]

tempting venom truly has me by the throat. i already loved preston but damn marcus has me 🥵