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@rozurutheshinigami
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What men don’t understand is that women do a lot of things to avoid assault and harassment.
Even put up with harassment to avoid assault.
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”
brorates sailing the brocean in their broats
Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey
oh my god
are you http because ://
Here’s the drawing I did of my wonderful friend @rozurutheshinigami for our Secret Santa. Drawing the skeleton was both fun and painful, but definitely worth it in the end!
The Moment to Act!! 💥 #WhenTheLightingIsPerfect
This is actually my favorite thing
Yuri on Ice + tumblr: Victuuri
me: *wants to be skinnier* me: *wants to be healthier* me: *wants to look good naked* me:
Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)
yugyeom is so cute and here’s why:
-he posts vids of him dancing -he cries after pranks cause he doesn’t ever want got7 to break up -his revenge on his members are just silly jokes like a whoopie cushion and throwing fake bugs at them -HIS FUCKING BEAUTY MARKS -he’s tol but wishes he was smol -his smILe -he loves all his fans no matter where they’re from -his voice -his laugh -his cute shy reaction to fanboys -his love for bambam and the other members -his name is so cute -when he speaks english
JUST YUGYEOM IS SO CUTE THANKS
I met my role model today
my favourite tweet of the day
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: ladybug
russian: :)
english: oh no
russian: god’s cow
english: shark
maltese: :)
english: pls no
maltese: sea dog
English: leopard
Dutch: :)
English: stop
Dutch: lazy horse
English: glove
German: :)
English: what now
German: hand shoe
English: fridge Dutch: :) English: oh no Dutch: cooling closet
English: wombat
Chinese: :)
English: don’t
Chinese: pocket bear
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.
To conclude
i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
Fucking thank you
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes