normal guy #1

18+ zone only real person #FACT…

[rpfact]

!! minors & ageless blogs dni. i will block you

sideblog for things that are a little too intense to be posting on the main blog. finally. probably mostly rpf & realm posting because i have diseases. i’m weird and, most importantly, fairly parasocial here. i’m self aware. be warned.

they / she & adult

i primarily post about pangi and a lot of it is rpf. most of it. assume it's rpf unless stated otherwise. i'm weird about him. it's my curse

i don't really post heavier kinks but if i ever do, they'll be tagged. otherwise i don't really tag anything... i'm a voice in the wind

what happens on rpfact stays on rpfact. my mantra #mymantra

(which is to say… please don’t reblog my posts onto your main blog!)

[rpfact]

ferre, completely unprompted: bro how much money would someone have to pay you for you to like, you know, just fucking rawdog pangi?

clown: what?

ferre: (laughing)

clown: the fuck are you talking about?

ferre: how much money- how much money would someone have to pay you for you to rawdog pangi?

clown: … i don’t know, i don’t want to answer that question.

ferre: no? okay, that’s fair.

[rpfact]

ferre, completely unprompted: bro how much money would someone have to pay you for you to like, you know, just fucking rawdog pangi?

clown: what?

ferre: (laughing)

clown: the fuck are you talking about?

ferre: how much money- how much money would someone have to pay you for you to rawdog pangi?

clown: … i don’t know, i don’t want to answer that question.

ferre: no? okay, that’s fair.

[2closetothesun]

Pangi. We all know you wanna fuck your father figures. But at least be subtle about it???

[suffocraft]

pangi abandoned pili so as punishment i think pili should smack him and spank him while he's tied up until he's blubbering and every other word is an apology <3

-snakey

YES YAY <3

'I'll have a word with you bro' and the word is pili's hand meeting his ass so hard he sobs <3 twitching and begging his forgiveness, apologising over and over... but is it genuine? Pili doesn't think sooooo! They have to keep going until he's suuuuure he regrets it and won't do it again <3

He wont be able to forget about Pili when his ass is stinging and red and sore the whole time and he can't help limping around a little.. just a little reminder of who he should be thinking about :)

[rpfact]

incredible tweet i wanted to share. i hope this finds a home with you all as it found one with me

[sackoflower]

sorry for giggling so much while you're trying to fuck me i'm just excited

[rpfact]

new plan for the next brighton trip. smile

yesss bro this is the test run

[rpfact]

saying things like "i need you to tell me what to do" and "it’s better if my brain is turned off" … girllll….

[suffocraft]

mcc time but more importantly. pangi drunk time

[2closetothesun]

Pangi’s hands are so… ough… I need to watch him finger fuck somebody

[rpfact]

if i don't put a metaphor and/or theme surrounding autonomy in my fics i think i will literally actually die

[2closetothesun]

Pangi has really nice hands and he should get a handcam for his mcsr streams because that’s what all the pro speedrunners do and definitely not because I want to look at his hands more

[2closetothesun]

Guys.

[2closetothesun]

Wonderful day for me specially

[insertsuggestedname]

Sex isn’t even worth it unless they’re all uncomfortable and someone is about to cry

[rpfact]

i think it would be the least weird if pangi and pili just both fucked their way through apocalypse. Then everything would be resolved

-snakey

a beautiful bonding experience to mend this conflict Awww ❤️

[rpfact]

looking through my unnamed google docs for something and finding things. girl what IS this.

[rpfact]

looking through my unnamed google docs for something and finding things. girl what IS this.