Resident Evil Starter Sentences
Guess the welcome committee skipped the dress code and went straight to zombies.
Another underground lab. Originality really died with the first outbreak.
If this place had any more red flags, you could call it branding.
You ever notice how every bad day somehow ends in a secret facility.
Iâd say this smells like trouble, but that might just be the corpses.
They really had a talent for turning bad ideas into global disasters.
I came here for answers. All I got was more teeth trying to eat me.
They called it research. I call it a very expensive apocalypse.
Next time someone says field trip, remind me to bring a flamethrower.
This is why you donât let corporations play god in a basement.
Every time I think Iâve seen the worst of it, someone invents a bigger monster.
Iâd ask what the hell that thing is, but Iâm guessing itâs patented.
You know itâs a bad day when the zombies arenât even the biggest problem.
If this is evolution, humanity might want a refund.
Whoever designed this place really loved locked doors and bad decisions.
Iâd say this situation is under control, but that would be a lie.
Iâve fought bioweapons with better manners than you.
Next time I hear the word outbreak, Iâm taking a vacation.
Another monster, another mess. Must be Tuesday.