[candycandymemes]

Send "You're really pretty" for my muse's reaction

[dungeonwriter]

𖥔⋆｡°✩ LOVESICK FOOLS ⸻ a collection of action prompts centered around sweet moments, lingering affection, and the little things that make love feel warm. adjust as necessary. add + reverse as needed.

sender falls asleep against receiver's shoulder halfway through a movie.

sender pulls receiver closer by the sleeve of their sweater.

sender wraps a blanket around themselves and receiver.

sender hooks their pinky around receiver's.

sender rests their head in receiver's lap.

sender presses a quick kiss to the top of receiver's head.

sender quietly cleans up after receiver while they're distracted.

sender saves the last bite for receiver.

sender writes love notes and leaves it somewhere receiver will find it.

sender curls up beside receiver on the couch.

sender grins every time they catch receiver looking.

sender snaps a candid photo with receiver when they aren't paying attention.

sender bumps their shoulder against receiver's while walking.

sender dramatically flops across receiver's lap.

sender nudges receiver's foot beneath the table.

sender automatically looks for receiver in a crowded room.

sender shifts a little closer to receiver without realizing it.

sender lets their knee rest against receiver's.

sender finds an excuse to sit beside receiver.

sender lights up the moment they spot receiver.

sender lingers a little too long after saying goodbye to receiver.

sender watches receiver from across the room with a soft smile.

sender gently wipes something from receiver's face.

sender points out constellations to receiver while the two of them lie beneath the stars.

sender ends up covered in flour while baking cookies with receiver.

sender pulls receiver into an impromptu dance in the middle of the kitchen.

sender absentmindedly doodles on receiver's hand while the two of them talk.

sender gets caught staring at receiver and immediately looks away.

sender carries receiver after they admit they're too tired to keep walking.

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›     FIRST   TO   ADMIT      →      receiver    to    sender.

i   think   about   you

you   make   me   nervous

you   feel   like   home

don’t   leave   just   yet

i   missed   you   today

i   want   you   close

you’re   hard   to   ignore

you   matter   to   me

my   heart   knows   you

i   care   too   much

you’re   all   i   want

i   waited   for   you

i   feel   it   too

i’m   drawn   to   you

it’s   always   been   you

i   can’t   stop   looking

i   like   you   more

don’t   make   me   fall

stay   a   little   longer

i’m   not   over   you

you’re   more   than   beautiful

you   feel   like   safety

i   need   you   here

you’ve   ruined   my   plans

i   can’t   unfeel   this

i   like   your   laugh

you   have   my   attention

you're   in   my   dreams

i   noticed   everything   about   you

i   didn’t   mean   to

just   say   the   word

i’d   choose   you   again

you’re   impossible   to   forget

i   want   more   time

i   still   remember   everything

i   can’t   fake   this

you’re   not   just   anyone

i   want   to   try

i   want   you   badly

i   wish   you   knew

i   think   you   know

i   meant   every   word

you’re   more   than   enough

you   make   me   better

i   feel   something   real

you’re   messing   me   up

i’m   not   afraid   anymore

don’t   make   me   say   it

i   love   your   voice

you’re   too   important   now

i’d   ruin   everything   for   you

i’m   trying   not   to

you’re   in   my   blood

don’t   let   go   yet

i   ache   for   you

you   already   know,   right?

i   didn’t   expect   you

you   mean   so   much

this   can’t   be   casual

i   need   to   tell   you

it’s   killing   me   inside

you’re   all   i   see

i   feel   so   alive

i   wanted   you   first

it’s   always   been   this

i’d   wait   for   you

you’re   more   than   temptation

i   keep   choosing   you

i’m   not   good   at   this

please   don’t   walk   away

you   were   worth   waiting

you   make   it   hard

it’s   not   just   physical

i   feel   every   second

i   want   to   stay

i   can’t   do   this

say   something,   anything   please

you   still   have   me

i’m   not   pretending   anymore

this   is   all   real

just   let   me   in

i   feel   everything   now

i   tried   to   hide

you’re   already   in   deep

this   changes   everything,   doesn’t   it?

i’m   terrified   to   lose   you

don’t   make   me   guess

you’re   all   i   crave

i   wasn’t   supposed   to

this   is   more   serious

i   didn’t   expect   this

i’ve   never   felt   this

you’re   messing   me   up

can   you   feel   it?

i   don’t   regret   us

i’m   scared   it’s   real

we’re   not   just   friends

you   feel   like   forever

do   you   feel   it?

i   think   i’m   falling

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[crownmemes]

Curious Sentences, Vol. 6

(Sentences from various sources for muses that are curious about each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I don't mean to pry, but what exactly is it you do?"

"How is it that you're always three steps ahead of everybody everywhere you go?"

"I'm still not clear on what exactly it is you do?"

"Don't you like it here?"

"Do you have an issue with me?"

"Why are you different?"

"Don't you have any friends?"

"Is there something you want to tell me, or is it better I don't know?"

"So, this is how you like to have fun?"

"Have you never been wrong?"

"Do you know how to ride a horse?"

"What were you like as a kid, growing up around these parts?"

"What do you get out of this?"

"Do you remember everything you see?"

"Are you lovers?"

"Do you think you're a good man?"

"What's that you're writing?"

"I've got a funny feeling that you've got quite the story to tell."

"How many scars do you have?"

"Do you like me?"

"Do you ever get tired of this?"

"Can you sing?"

"Do I need to know what that is?"

"Yesterday you didn't believe me. What changed?"

"How long have you lived here?"

"Does it bother you? The morality of what we do?"

"Is there anything you ever wanted to do but you didn't do because everybody would watch you and question you?"

"Ever had a girl look at you and your whole world just stops?"

"What do you believe in?"

"Do you believe in things we can't explain?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"Why are you helping him?"

"You don't celebrate your birthday?"

"Why do you stay here?"

"How do you know all this stuff?"

"What's your favourite weapon?"

[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ SYMBOL HEADCANON QUESTIONS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.

EVERYDAY LIFE / DOMESTIC

📋 : how organized is your muse?

✅ : what do they pretend to have together that they don't?

🕰️ : what time do they naturally wake up when no one needs them?

☕ : what's their morning ritual, and what happens when it's disrupted?

🧺 : how often do they do laundry?

🪞 : do they look at themselves in mirrors, or avoid them? why?

🍽️ : do they eat to survive, for pleasure, or as comfort?

🏠 : what part of their living space reflects them the most?

🌱 : do they keep plants, and are those plants alive?

🧼 : what's something they're weirdly particular about being clean?

📺 : what do they put on when they don't want to think?

SOCIALIZATION / CONNECTION

🗣️ : are they better one-on-one, or in groups?

📱 : do they text back immediately, or let messages rot?

🫥 : how often do they pretend to be fine to keep the peace?

🎭 : how different are they with strangers versus people they trust?

🤝 : do they make friends easily, or accidentally?

🧠 : what do they assume people think about them?

🌘 : how hard is it to really know them?

🎉 : do they enjoy social events, or endure them?

🪑 : are they the type to leave early without saying goodbye?

INTROSPECT / INTERNAL LANDSCAPE

🕵️‍♀️ : how often does your muse think about death?

🧩 : what part of themselves do they not understand yet?

🫀 : what emotion scares them the most?

👣 : do they believe they deserve good things?

🧱 : what walls are they aware of building? which ones are they not aware of?

🕳️ : what do they spiral about at night?

📉 : what's their most common self-criticism?

💀 : do they trust their own memories?

🌊 : what emotion do they drown in when they're alone?

PERSONAL / DEEP / TRAUMA-ADJACENT

🩸 : what wound shaped them the most, even if they won't admit it?

🔥 : what moment do they replay when they're ashamed?

🧷 : who failed them first?

🕯️ : what do they grieve that no one else sees as a loss?

🪤 : what pattern do they keep falling back into?

🧨 : what pushes them past the point of restraint?

🧬 : what did they inherit emotionally from their caregivers?

🕶 : what lie do they tell themselves to survive?

🩹 : what actually helps them heal, even if it's unhealthy?

HABITS / VICES / COPING

🚬 : what vice do they justify the most?

🍺 : do they drink to socialize, numb, or celebrate?

💊 : what's their relationship with substances, past or present?

🏃 : do they move their body to feel alive or to punish it?

🛏️ : how do they sleep when things are bad?

🎧 : what kind of music gets them through the worst days?

🖊️ : do they write things down or let thoughts rot in their head?

☔️ : do they intellectualize pain instead of feeling it?

🕳️ : what habit would unravel them if taken away?

SEXUALITY / INTIMACY

🫠 : is it easy for them to get turned on, or do they need emotional safety first?

💞 : do they separate sex and feelings, or blur them dangerously?

🛑 : what's an immediate turn-off for them?

🔥 : do they crave intensity or stability?

🤲 : do they like being in control, or giving it up?

🪶 : are they gentle with people they desire?

🍒 : how do they feel about their own body during intimacy?

🎱 : what do they need to feel wanted?

🔒 : do they guard intimacy, or give it too freely?

💔 : have they ever used sex to avoid something?

MORALITY / CHOICES

⚖️ : what line will they never cross?

🩶 : what line have they already crossed and justified? or regret?

🧭 : do they believe they're a good person?

🔪 : what would they do if survival demanded cruelty?

🪙 : what do they value more, loyalty or truth?

🚪 : who would they abandon if forced to choose?

🕊️ : do they believe in forgiveness? for themselves? in others?

🧨 : what would make them snap permanently?

📜 : what promise do they regret making?

🪦 : what hill would they die on?

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Reactions to… an almost kiss

"Oh."

"Oh, I didn't mean, like, ok..."

"Nothing happened here, right?"

"So, that almost happened..."

"You were really about to kiss me, weren't you?"

"...Were we just about to do something stupid?"

"Why did you stop?"

"Tell me you felt that too."

"Okay, wow. That was close."

"You leaned in first."

"I panicked, alright?"

"I thought you were going to kiss me."

"I wanted to."

"Don't look at me like that."

"So we're just going to pretend that didn't happen?"

"Right. Cool. Totally normal."

"My heart is beating ridiculously fast right now."

"If someone walked in right then, we would've had some explaining to do."

"You hesitated."

"We need to stop having moments like this."

"If I kissed you, I don't think I'd be able to stop."

"I almost ruined our friendship just now." (or made it better...)

"Can we talk about what just happened?"

"Can we never talk about what just happened?"

"You know, for a second there, I thought you were finally going to do it."

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⊱┊dialogue : jealousy

jeal·ous·y (noun) • a sentiment which is born in love and which is produced by the fear that the loved person prefers someone else

change pronouns/tense as needed!

from the jealous…

“who was that?”

“just a friend, huh?”

“they don’t look at you like a friend.”

“i’m not jealous, i’m curious.

“so what if i’m jealous?”

“and just where do you think you’re going? let me guess… somewhere with x?”

“you spend more time with them than with me.”

“you two are so close, it’s adorable.” [sarcasm]

“you always seem happier with them than with me.”

“hope you two have a blast. go see a movie, grab a beer, maybe sneak a make-out session in between…” [sarcasm]

“what’re they doing texting you this late?”

“do they even know about me?”

“i’m not overbearing.”

“i thought you loved me.”

“i’m not the only one, am i?”

…to the victim

“it’s just a friend.“

“what? i’m not allowed to have friends?”

“do you trust me?”

“are you jealous?”

“you’re overthinking, love.”

“you don’t need to know where i am 24/7.”

“i’m just going shopping.”

“yeah, we are close. they’re my best friend.”

“was that sarcasm?”

“c’mon babe, you know it’s not like that—”

“of course they know about you!”

“are you really this insecure?”

“you’re kind of overbearing.”

“i do love you.”

“you’re the only one.”

DAMN IT! i’m behind schedule again! sorry bout that! i spent too long trying to make this post aesthetic. by the time i finished it was already a quarter to noon. i seriously need to start scheduling these posts…

[requests : open]

[cometroleplays]

Classic Ship Tease Meme

Send a 😮 for my muse to react to being mistaken for being in a relationship with yours

Send a 😗 for our muses to almost kiss but get interrupted

Send a 😓 for our muses to get caught in the rain and share an umbrella

Send a 😬 for my muse to offer yours their jacket in the cold (+reverse for the reverse)

Send a 🤗 for our muses to reach for the same object and accidentally touch hands

Send a 🙃 for our muses to ride a ferris wheel together

Send a 😳 for your muse to teach mine how to do something and take a hands on approach (+reverse for the reverse)

[0paliite]

people we meet on vacation sentence starters.

feel free to change pronouns and things to fit your muse!

"your process is quite disturbing."

"what's going on? well, i'm getting married."

"wait, he didn't tell you? they broke up."

"whatever happened between you and _________, get over it."

"i had to get breakfast. i get really weird when i don't eat."

"what do you have against saxophones?"

"i bet you love everything."

"let's face it. you and i are not meant to be together."

"that's cool. that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a little casual...sax."

"don't you wanna know what i wished for?"

"maybe triple a isn't here yet because they locked their keys in their car."

"i'm, like, 95% sure he's not a murderer."

"i think he's a virgo so...probably not."

"that's the problem with small towns. once people decide who you are, that's it."

"you were singing pretty loud."

"this is really weird. it's very hard for me not to hug you right now."

"I SAID SHE WANTS TO BANG YOU!"

"you're ripped?"

"does this mean that we're officially grown ups?"

"what a coincidence! we just got hitched too!"

"you gonna keep that beautiful woman out there waiting?"

"i'm only weird when i'm with you."

"love comes so easy to you!"

"i'm like the other side of the magnet. the closer i get to a guy, the more i wanna push him away."

"can i be honest? __________ kinda sucks."

"how about we die alone together?"

"shit, am i getting old?"

"i do not deserve you."

"you don't have a mailbox?"

"i think i'm pregnant."

"i'll always be here."

"what am i to you?"

"i said yes! he asked me on the most beautiful spot on our walk! he's so romantic!"

"i think this is our last trip together."

"tell me i'm not the reason that you're not married right now."

"i don't wanna be your fucking friend! i want you!"

"because i love you."

"i didn't wanna leave. i never wanna leave."

"could you see a life in _________?"

"i was waiting for you."

"love has never been our problem."

"i figured if you just went away, our problems would be solved."

"i thought i knew what i wanted in life. turns out i had no idea."

"oh, i hate running."

"i'm always gonna love you."

"please talk now."

"you got me this! you can't make fun of me!"

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR CATCHING UP AND CHECKING IN *  assorted dialogue for pauses in the action when you need to check to see if they're okay, adjust as necessary

are you holding up all right?

thought i should stop by, see if you were okay.

you know, you haven't spoken in a minute.

you're starting to worry me.

is this thoughtful silence, or worried silence?

can i get you anything?

i'm perfectly all right.

sometimes i think about what will happen if we fail, and it terrifes me.

you can stop worrying about me now.

you had a moment back there.

what was all that yelling about?

i've worried about you since day one.

can we sit down?

you might feel better if you talk to me about it.

i was hoping we could catch up.

there's a lot more going on than i expected.

it's starting to get to me.

tell me the truth. are you all right?

i'm not a hero. i don't know why i'm doing this.

i can tell when you're lying to me, pretending everything's okay when it's not.

you're a horrible liar.

what was that all about?

i heard you yelling.

it sounded like an argument to me.

what's on your mind?

something's clearly bothering you.

can you just sit still?

you've never been honest with me.

they said you needed to talk to me?

i can tell when you're lying. i can see it in your face.

i know you better than you know yourself.

spill. everything.

that's not what it looked like from here.

i don't want to talk to anyone.

can you leave me alone for a while?

thanks but no thanks.

is this your way of checking on me?

who put you up to this?

if you'd just been honest with me from the start, we wouldn't be here.

when they said you were out here, i thought i'd stop by, see how you were doing.

you don't have to handle all of this by yourself, you know.

there are people who really care about you, who want to see you succeed.

think about the people who love you.

i don't like seeing you struggle this way.

i could use a shoulder to cry on right about now.

i just feel so lost.

everything is riding on me, and i'm not used to that.

there's too much responsibility on my shoulders right now.

thanks for letting me vent a little.

i didn't mean to word vomit.

you make it easy.

i feel like i can trust you.

no one understands me but you.

thank you for giving me a chance to speak.

thank you for stopping by to see me.

you should come by more often.

the battle's not over.

we still have work to do.

i trust you'll be ready for the final battle?

tomorrow's a big day. you should get some rest.

if you need anything, you know where to find me.

it will feel better if you just come right out and say it.

no one should ever carry the burden you do.

i think the world of you.

what do they say? this too shall pass.

[thunderousmemes]

COUNTRY ROADS & BARLIGHT GLOWS

roleplay starters inspired by songs by Blake Shelton — soft charm, small-town longing, beer-soaked confessions, and quiet-country love stories

GOD GAVE ME YOU

unexpected devotion, tender realizations, love that hits like sunrise on a quiet porch

“I don’t know how you ended up in my life, but… hell, I’m glad you did.”

“Stay a little longer? The night feels lighter with you in it.”

“You keep showing up when everything falls apart. Why?”

“You make it easy to believe I’m worth something.”

“Sit with me—don’t need to talk, just… be here.”

HONEY BEE

flirty charm, sweet teasing, two-step banter, slow-grin chemistry

“If you’re gonna smile at me like that, at least warn a guy first.”

“C’mere—let me show you how a real country boy flirts.”

“You keep lookin’ at me like I’m up to somethin’. Maybe I am.”

“Relax. I ain’t here to sting—just sweeten your night.”

“Tell me what you’re drinkin’. I’ll make it your favorite.”

BOYS ’ROUND HERE

rowdy nights, beer-fueled chaos, leaning too close in loud honky-tonks

“Hey—don’t wander off. I ain’t lettin’ you get swallowed by this crowd.”

“You dance like trouble. Lucky for you, I like trouble.”

“Easy—finish your drink slow. You’re already buzzed enough to fall into me.”

“You sure you wanna keep hanging around me? I get wilder after midnight.”

“C’mon, I’ll teach you the line dance. Promise I won’t let you fall.”

AUSTIN

old flames, second chances, the ache of what might’ve been

“I saved your number… don’t know why. Maybe I was waiting.”

“Funny seeing you again. World keeps pulling us back, doesn’t it?”

“If you walked out for real this time… I wouldn’t blame you.”

“I never stopped thinking about you. Not once.”

“Say something—anything. Silence hurts more.”

SANGRIA

slow burn, dim lights, the pull of bodies too close to ignore

“If you keep looking at my lips, I’m gonna kiss you.”

“Come closer—let the music take care of the talking.”

“You smell like wine and warmth… it’s messing with my head.”

“If you don’t want me to touch you, you’d better say it now.”

“I shouldn’t want you this much. But I do.”

DRINK ON IT

late-night bars, confessions that only come with alcohol and dim lighting

“Can we not figure this out sober? Just… one drink. Talk to me.”

“Sit with me. I’m not ready to say goodnight yet.”

“If we’re gonna fight, at least let me buy you a beer first.”

“You’re acting like you don’t wanna kiss me. But your eyes say different.”

“Tell me what’s bothering you. I’ll listen.”

SURE BE COOL IF YOU DID

gentle invitations, soft flirting, testing the water with a half-smile

“You can sit closer—promise I don’t bite.”

“I was kinda hoping you’d follow me out here.”

“If you wanna stay a while… well, I won’t complain.”

“Mind if I walk you home?”

“You keep stealing glances—want to tell me why?”

I’LL NAME THE DOGS

domestic edges, teasing promises, a little country-style possessiveness

“You’re makin’ yourself at home—careful, I might start likin’ it.”

“Stay for dinner. And maybe breakfast.”

“You look good here. Real good.”

“I could get used to this… you, me, quiet evenings.”

“Don’t run off—place feels empty when you’re gone.”

 NEON LIGHT

lonely hearts, healing nights, two broken people finding comfort

“I didn’t come here to forget. I came here hoping you’d show.”

“Sit down. You look like you’re carrying your whole damn world.”

“You wanna talk or just sit and pretend things ain’t falling apart?”

“You look like you need someone. Lucky for you, I’m right here.”

“Let the neon blur the edges. It’s easier that way.”

[aurora-rph]

Travel Themed Starter Sentences

It looks like it's going to rain, we may want to find shelter.

You've been driving for hours, let me take over for a bit.

I am never going on another trip with you.

Surely there must be an inn nearby somewhere!

I told you to pack light.

My feet are killing me, can we please take a five minute break?

Is the engine supposed to be making that sound?

….you forgot to fill the tank before we left, didn't you?

I told you we should have taken the other path.

We've only got a little farther to go, let's not stop yet.

I thought you said this was a shortcut.

We are not asking for directions.

Can we please change the radio station?

We're almost there, just be patient.

I'll take first watch, you sleep for now.

Hey, those snacks need to last the whole trip!

No, we are absolutely not hitchhiking.

One more complaint and I'm leaving you here.

Hand me the map, you're reading it upside down.

I told you to go to the bathroom before we left.

Let's stop and let the horses rest.

Are we there yet?

We're lost, aren't we?

Can we stop to get something to eat?

[luna-azzurra]

Romance Dialogue Starters

Tender / Confessional Moments

"Come here. Just for a minute."

"You don’t have to be strong all the time."

"Stay. Please, just stay."

"You make me feel safe. That’s terrifying."

"I missed you so much it hurt."

"When I’m with you, I forget to be afraid."

"Is it okay if I hold your hand?"

"You’re not a burden. You never were."

"I wish I’d met you sooner."

"You’re my favorite ‘what if.’"

Protective/Overprotective Behavior

"Where were you? I’ve been calling for hours."

"You could’ve died, you idiot."

"Don’t ever scare me like that again."

"Next time, I’m going with you. No arguments."

"You’re hurt. Let me see."

"I’m not letting you do this alone."

"Overreacting? You bled through your shirt!"

"You think I care what they say? I care about you."

"If anything happens to you, I’ll burn the whole damn world down."

Conflicted Longing

"If I kiss you now, I won’t be able to stop."

"We can’t do this." – "Then don’t look at me like that."

"You’re the last person I should want."

"Tell me to go, and I will."

"I want to hate you. But I don’t."

"This changes everything."

"Just tonight. Just this once."

"You’re always in my head. I hate it."

"You deserve better. But I’m selfish."

[crownmemes]

Discussing Relationships Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for friends discussing their love lives. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's all happening too fast and too slow at the same time."

"You have a secret admirer?"

"You two are great together!"

"If love's based on lies, does that mean it's not a real feeling? Doesn't bring the same pleasure?"

"How much longer are you going to drag your heels before you tell her how you feel?"

"You don't think she's hot?"

"Sorry I had to cockblock you."

"Men are clueless."

"You're not supposed to be all smitten!"

"What are you really scared of? That he won't wait for you, or that he will?"

"I've seen how you two gaze at one another."

"So, there's no one special in your life right now?"

"What is your type? For the record."

"Shouldn't you be getting ready for your date?"

"There's nothing worse than bad coffee."

"I feel like I've sprained my damn heart."

"So, how did it go?"

"You know what happens when you interfere in other people's relationships?"

"I loved him until I figured out that it hurts a lot less to just not care."

"I take it you two aren't sleeping together anymore?"

"If I never tell him, it'll never hurt."

"If you weren't already hitting that, I'd tell you to."

"It feels like someone's taking a crowbar to my heart."

"What's her number? I'll call her!"

"We went on one date. It didn't go very well."

"Everyone says you slept together."

"I think you totally wanted to tap that ass."

"You're worried I'm going to break his heart?"

"Absence doesn't always make the heart grow fonder, but it sure does wonders for the libido."

"He could get any woman he wants. He's not interested in me."

"She's not an unfriendly person. She's just... Got walls?"

[fawndrip]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 JUST KISS ALREADY! 　ﾟ ｡･

( a collection of shipper dialogue prompts. ) you’re welcome to tweak phrasing as needed, but please don’t add to or rewrite the original post. give credits to @fawndrip / @suprclark if using.

❛ i know love when i see it. and i see it. all over your stupid faces. ❜ ❛ if you don’t confess soon, i will. on your behalf. ❜ ❛ i saw you brush shoulders. that’s legally binding where i’m from. ❜ ❛ just kiss already, i’m aging over here. ❜ ❛ every time you flirt and then say you’re ‘just friends,’ i lose a brain cell. i don’t have many left. ❜ ❛ i am not saying i ship you but i’ve already made a wedding playlist and picked out your first dance song. ❜ ❛ i’ve shipped fictional people with less chemistry than you two and they still kissed. ❜ ❛ i blinked and missed the moment you fell in love. can you reenact it? ❜ ❛ are you flirting or do you always make heart eyes while handing someone a pen? ❜ ❛ you make me believe in love. which is rude. and confusing. ❜ ❛ i am this close to handcuffing you together. don’t test me. ❜ ❛ they smiled at your joke. i’ve never smiled at your jokes. that’s love. ❜ ❛ stop acting like you’re not in love. it’s embarrassing for me. ❜ ❛ you’re basically dating. just without the benefits. or the kissing. or the honesty. ❜ ❛ have you considered: me, being right, about you two, being in love. ❜ ❛ i saw the hand graze. i saw it. don’t gaslight me. ❜ ❛ every time you deny your feelings, a fairy dies. think about that. ❜ ❛ you literally said, ‘i care about you more than anything.’ friends don’t say that! i say that to cake! but because i love it! ❜ ❛ you’re blushing. they’re blushing. i’m blushing. just kiss, you cowards. ❜ ❛ friends don’t look at each other like that. enemies don’t look at each other like that. only soulmates do. ❜ ❛ when you finally get together i’m going to sob. and then say ‘i told you so.’ ❜ ❛ i love love. specifically your love. now get it together and be the main characters you were meant to be. ❜

[horrificmemes]

Suspicious Sentence Starters

Send me one of the following sentences regarding suspicion, trust, and paranoia.

“I’m not sure you have the best intentions.” “When have I ever steered you wrong?” “What makes you think I can trust you?” “I don’t trust you. Not yet.” “It’s hard for me to believe anything you say.” “It hurts that you still can’t trust me after all this time.” “I made a mistake, okay? Are you going to distrust me forever?” “It takes me a long time to open up to people, I’m sorry.” “There’s someone outside watching the house.” “I have a weird feeling about him/her/them.” “Why do you always think people are up to something?” “I won’t give you my trust. You have to earn it.” “You can’t live your life being suspicious of everybody around you.” “I know we just met, but you have to trust me.” “What on earth are you up to?” “So, what were you whispering about?” “You’ve been keeping a secret from me.” “I’m not crazy, we’re being watched!” “Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?” “I’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to people I don’t know yet.” “I trusted you once and I’m never doing it again.” “You see that person? I think they’re following us.” “I just get this feeling that someone has been watching me.” “Who are you and why have you been following me?” “I used to be a very trusting person.” “Where were you?” “I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.” “You won’t call me ‘paranoid’ when you realize I’ve been right all along.” “You were right, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you.” “Give me one good reason to trust you.” “After last time, I’m not sure I should listen to you.” “Nope. Nuh-uh. I’m not trusting another one of your bad plans.” “How can we trust this person?” “How do I know you won’t just stab me in the back?” “I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to trust you again.” “You were right. I was a fool to trust them.” “I’m not suspicious. I’m just cautious.” “I told you that they were bad news.” “No, facebook stalking isn’t ‘creepy’, it’s called ‘being careful’.” “I get a bad feeling about them.”