your heart is a muscle

25|he/him my name is avery, i love plants and my dog

[sickdogs]

transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

[sickdogs]

i don't know what i was going for with this post

[sickdogs]

it was a prophecy and a warning.

[redstonedust]

if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

[fun-user]

ur day could be going great and suddenly u need to pay $200 for something 😑

[sapphling]

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

[chillyfeetsteak]

i disrespect the grind

[chillyfeetsteak]

[tiefling-queer]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

just came across the funniest minecraft skin i’ve ever seen

[mudboyman]

Light answers a tough question

[mudboyman]

Solidarity

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[bogleech]

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

[invertebrates]

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

[cannibalchicken]

[kod-lyoko]

[whats-a-bear]

stole this from twitter

[secretkeeper007]

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

[victorlincolnpine]

that’s IMPRESSIVELY well done voice acting

[marlinspirkhall]

- The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman and Comic Sans | Zac Oyama and Brennan Lee Mulligan

[nnebuchadnezzar]

had a fun encounter with a customer today

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[jisuto]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now