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Love☆Labyrinth

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[nojeansallowed]

I hope you all find someone who never stops wanting to get to know you

[kibumkim]

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

[kibumkim]

like y’all comment graphic ddlg shit and rp shit on peoples posts and expect people NOT to clown y’all like...keep that shit to yourself

like if i make a post like “man i love apple pie” and u reply to it like “thats what daddy calls my pussy!😋” i’m gonna hunt u for sport

[liechi]

this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

[powerfulwizard]

[milfandmoney-blog]

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

[liechi]

im already plenty hung thanks

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[faggottt]

90% of my day is me being nervous

[unclefather]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[pukicho]

If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you

[s0ftpillow]

oh gosh oh geez i’ve gotta skip town

[spongehole]

This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

[fugglesbyebye-deactivated201902]

[iaintkissingnofrog]

[dberl]

[incompetentmedic]

Are you implying that skeletor is straight

[teathattast]

[orangep0p]

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

[meow-moment]

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

[lazygravez]

have you not seen the episode?

[meow-moment]

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

[teathattast]

world heritage post

[palmandlaser]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deformutilations]

[lyricsandpapers]

Matt Damon voices Spirit which means

Spatt Spamon (who coincidentally showed up in our DnD session)

[lyricsandpapers]

Spatt Spamon has another form

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit