lizard lady

24/f

[skyrim-forever]

Paarthurnax seeing you ignore the mainquest for the 100th hour

[jenny-holzer]

[halles-comet]

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

[glorious-spoon]

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

[glorious-spoon]

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

[rsweezyy]

eeee

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[cannibalchicken]

[the-warlock-syndicate]

Amateurs. Mind you, its actually a bit over 2000, this is just my main window.

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

I-

Is your computer a nuclear reactor???? How is it RUNNING???

[the-haiku-bot]

Is your computer

a nuclear reactor????

How is it RUNNING???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mold-muriel]

[silicon65]

Forgotten Griffin

[justnoodlefishthings]

uranyl acetate looks like three little kids holding hands and wearing propeller hats

[justnoodlefishthings]

yippiee!!!!

[peekychu]

[modogoblin]

[thebibliosphere]

Folks announcing they're leaving Tumblr because they're unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don't blame you, it's broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that's adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.

[evastratt]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[programmerhumour]

Is this normal, or just me?

[transmechanicus]

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

[testtheworld1]

This you?

[transmechanicus]

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

[transmechanicus]

[bogleech]

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[beesmygod]

did you know you can review tsa checkpoints on yelp for some reason