~Prepare for disappointment~

save your applause

[machinecreature]

[sillygoose-xp]

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[smallpwbbles]

They jumping Caine next chance they get istg

[smallpwbbles]

I’m so scared you guys don’t underSTAND

[humandisconnected]

CLAIM YOUR BADGE HERE!!!

[katnficer]

this is how it'll happen btw

[smallpwbbles]

Gangle was crashing out that whole episode, good for her.

[caats]

[nevercure]

[bundibird]

Please tell me that y'all won't go back to tiktok once Trump gets whatever nefarious concessions he wants from the company and "saves" it. Like, you all NEED to stay gone. Stay on Xiaohongshu or move to other platforms or create a new one or whatever, but don't go back to whatever Trump-appeasement monstrosity TikTok is about to become. Don't do it.

[bundibird]

Keeping these

( @hubcaptastrophe )

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[justheretoread-ao3]

[mercymomentmurdermeasure]

i immediately thought of this

[kittycoshk1]

CAINE YOU MOTHERHECKER 😡😡🤕🤕🥺🥺😱😱😭😭😘

[i-am-a-fish]

[trash-hatchet]

NOOOOOOOO SONIC LOOK OUT YOUR GOING TO STEP ON FISH!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted