This is my buddy Kyle who is my friend from college.
Picture 1: Kyle
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Containment Procedures:
You can't contain him, he is always out there doing wild shit.
Picture 2: Photo Kyle Posted of Him Balancing a Banana on His Head at Last Week's BBQ Which Made Us All Laugh I Was There
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Incident Report 1:
Kyle Anomalously remembered my birthday and said happy birthday to me and gifted me a game on steam that I never heard of but ended up really really liking.
Picture 3: The Game Kyle Gifted Me on Steam. It Is Like Mario With Roguelike Elements.
I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
I wanna give a biiiig thank you to the folks in the 14DWY Discord server for participating in Ren's birthday art collab!! It was fun watching the Renfection™ slowly spread >:3
And thank you to everyone else who celebrated Ren's birthday this year and made it special!
ꮼ smothering fratboy!sukuna in your lipstick is so romantic.
ᦸ show him all your affections & show him off.
art by @/hunnismokah
"Baby—jesus—baby." Sukuna groaned as yet another kiss was pressed to his jaw, rolling his eyes playfully as you pulled back to apply another shade of lipstick. "When I said you could mark your territory, I didn't mean like this."
The nth kiss in a matter of minutes was promptly pressed to his jawline.
"It's not my fault you look so pretty like this."
"No, it is. It definitely is." He sighed, hands caressing your hips almost reverently as you pulled back to stare at him.
"Hmm. No, I have to thank your parents for giving you your face next time I see em." You mumbled, leaning down to press a tender kiss to his lips, before smothering his cheeks in kisses.
"ACK! Baby!" He squeaked, gripping your hips tighter as you pulled back to apply more lipstick... again. "You're killing me here, woman."
He hates how pretty you look like that, straddling his hips, pinning him down, making it obvious whose boyfriend he is.
"Sooo pretty, Ryo. That's all I'm seeing." You hummed against his cheek, pulling back. "Such a pretty boy."
"You tell anyone I let you call me that I will DENY it." He hissed, wrenching an arm around your waist, crushing you against his chest.
"Yes, yes. My big, tough, scary man. How dare I call you pretty?" You mused, pressing a kiss to his forehead.
"I am big, tough, scary, and menacing." He grunted, kissing your temple. "I'll have you know, people on campus are scared of me."
"Yes, I'm well aware." Your lips found his again. "My big, tough man."
"Damn straight." He huffed, chasing after your lips to press quick kisses against you.
LaDs pairings and my personal headcanons on their dynamics
Warning, this post contains: threesomes, polyamorous relationships, male x male x female dynamics, mentions of dom/sub play and dynamics.
A/N: just a silly little post about the various love and deepspace pairings and what I headcanon their throuple / threesome dynamic to be like :3 also this looks way better on mobile than desktop so forgive me for my aesthetic needs lmfaoooo
Xavier x Rafayel x Reader (StarFish)
Cutest name among the pairings first of all
Possibly controversial but I think Rafayel mainly tops in this dynamic… here me out
Xavier is a freak in the sheets but compared to Rafayel? He’s very mellow. He’s so focused on you and your needs that he can drown out some of Rafayel’s antics when getting down to it.
It’s not until Xavier snaps that Rafayel is the center of attention. You and Xavier team up to put the brat of your trio in his rightful place.
Not saying Rafayel loves it… but he loves it.
Xavier x Zayne x Reader (StarSnow)
The silent but deadly duo (lmfao)
I think these two are fighting for dominance while also being civil about it? Taking turns if you will.
In this trio, you are definitely the sub with your two doms. Very little room for switching imo
It’s very rare that you get a chance to top either of them, the two of them always being two steps ahead and getting you railed until you can’t see straight.
Xavier x Sylus x Reader (StarCrow)
Prepare to never feel your legs again.
You are once again the sub in this pairing, but with some free reigns thanks to Sylus
You and Sylus like to team up on Xavier, making the prince of Philos see the stars in which he came from by the time the two of you are done with him
Xavier and Sylus have…wrestled… much to your amusement but Sylus typically always comes out on top. Mostly thanks to his evol and size. Not that Xavier is complaining… he secretly enjoys it.
Xavier x Caleb x Reader (StarApple)
They bicker all the time, they’re always fighting for your attention.
They’re both headstrong, needing to be in control and both equally as obsessed with your pleasure.
Someway, somehow, Caleb manages to get Xavier to give up — his evol held he man down — and you had a time riding him until he was a sobbing mess
Caleb would let the roles reverse willingly after seeing how much fun Xavier got to have being under you.
Rafayel x Zayne x Reader (SnowFish)
We’re looking at two bratty subs with their tamer
You and Rafayel are menaces when together, in and out of the bedroom. Poor Zayne (he fucking loves it)
A common position is you riding Rafayel within an inch of his life while Zayne holds you by your hair and helps himself to your… back door.
Roles have also been reversed, with Rafayel getting fucked senseless while trying not to slobber all over your pussy — and failing miserably in the process.
Rafayel x Sylus x Reader (CrowFish)
Sylus gets off watching you and Rafayel play.
He often partakes in the activities, don’t get me wrong, but he has a thing for watching you and Rafayel get each other off. The struggle of two switches trying not to fall into submissive tendencies… and failing. Cute.
Though, it’s not always the case, when Sylus is involved, Rafayel gets feral. You’re not leaving that bed with working legs… or any feeling in your lower half for that matter. It’s your turn to get fucked within an inch of your life and be pampered on for the coming days.
More than one bed has been replaced…
Rafayel x Caleb x Reader (AppleFish)
Kings of yearning…and stalking… and trying to act like they didn’t plot everything ever.
They initially hate each other, then they realize how likeminded they are and it’s game over for you.
They are torturing you low-key, expect to be tied up, edged until you're sobbing, and then overstimulated until you're begging them to stop. And, spoiler, they won't stop.
Evil ass dynamic for real, they feed off of each other's dramatics
Zayne x Sylus x Reader (SnowCrow)
Oh bitch. Maybe I'm biased (I am) but this combo is elite.
You've got three brat tamers who can all be brats. A group of switches if you will. Couple broken beds with Sylus and Raf? You're looking at multiple broken beds, couches, tables, chairs, fucking destroyed bathrooms, ruined carpets, you get the idea.
You are ruined every time, even if you're on top. You've gotta call out of work the next day, Zayne goes to work limping, Sylus is overly smug about the whole thing
You can plot against each other and still end up fucked stupid
Zayne x Caleb x Reader (SnowApple)
Zayne is putting y'all in your rightful places. Caleb thinks he has a shot at dominating Zayne and is sorely mistaken by the end of it. You really did try to warn him too, now he can't even walk.
Linkon's best surgeon has a time putting Linkon's best hunter and the Farspace Fleet's colonel in their places. Fucking them both to damn tears is is specialty.
We're looking at one dominant with two switches who lean towards bratty subs whether they want to or not
Punishments go crazy with this throuple
Sylus x Caleb x Reader (CrowApple)
You've never known Caleb to be shy until Sylus gets involved. Caleb couldn't stand him, Sylus found it utterly amusing. You? You just enjoyed the show.
Sylus forced Caleb to watch as he fucked you stupid, tears streaming down your face while he's balls deep and kissing you senseless. In the end, Caleb came untouched and realized that being a brat against Sylus would result in real punishment.
Even with his gravity evol, Caleb can't win against Bossman. And either way, you get to have the time of your life with both of your lovers trying - and failing - to work it out.
Either way, you'll be getting wrecked daily... multiple times.
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S.1748 - Kids Online Safety Act
S.1409 - Kids Online Safety Act
H.R.1623 - SCREEN Act
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S.5364 - App Store Accountability Act
H.R.791 - Foreign Anti-Digital Piracy Act
Block BEARD
Kids Online Protection & Anti-Grooming Act
S.278 - Kids Off Social Media Act
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H.R.7891...
BREAKING NEWS:
Another state in the US has joined in on the censorship of the internet. This comes after red and blue states are pushing similar bills.
What "HB 4938" within Michigan does is Outlaw VPNs entirely with $500k fines for using or selling them. Require 24/7 surveillance of all internet traffic for users. Restrict porn, erotic AI, ASMR, manga, and even depictions of trans people. Add porn distributors to the sex offender registry and carry up to 25 years in prison for violations.
the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me