A Lady in Waiting @rubysisalis - Tumblr Blog

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

celsiusbits

@ragamuffins barbarian lady making VERY FORWARD passes at an obviously twitterpated village denizen.

rubysisalis

Given my height, I feel like flirting kinda works this way.

angelasscribbles

stochastic-shieldmaiden

Astronomy I-

anon-e-has-a-tmblr

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

beowulf22121

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

shortgremlinman

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

lakemojave

Remember. When times are hard and the world is dark, there is always nasty transgender sex

zerosuitsammi3

Just a friendly reminder that I have a limited time "content" sale going on. 😉😉😘

rubysisalis

Re-bageling in case you are in the market for “content” from a true cutie!

ramyeongif

ADHD

princess--24-deactivated2021122

Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

By Shiniez

A VERY GOOD HOLIGAY TRADITION ;D

undrinkablesmoothie

Oh my. 😳😳😳

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

EHEHEHEHEE :D

sometransgal

What if I did just stop giving a fuck and was actually horny on main? What if I just like exposed all my kinks again like when I was 19? What if what if what if indeed...

sometransgal

Like sure clowns and whatever but what if I told you that clowns were like a super minor kink for me, that I'm actually much worse about my others and I just hold back??? I've been good because I know it loses me followers when I go too in depth about my kinks and my years of experience in the kink and sex work scenes... But sometimes I just want to overshare a little again.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Do you think it is morally acceptable for a vampire to break into people's homes and drink their blood if it is their only option to survive? On the one hand, they are violating other people's bodily autonomy and breaking and entering. On the other hand, if that is the only way they can survive, is it wrong of us to object?

Listen you think you’re phrasing this in a fresh new way but this sob story has been the same for like 300 years.

We GET it. You HAVE to drink blood to survive. Poor baby. The kink community is RIGHT there full of willing and consenting participants.

Break into my house and the only thing you HAVE to do is die by my hand.

“Wah my life is so hard. I drink blood.”

Make a fetlife account like everyone else and get over yourself.