Errrggghhh

😌 scribe ✍ ♻️ i will steal you

[easel-eisel]

you should probably worry about the wraith as well

[lady-isabella-farnham]

knights kissing

[lady-isabella-farnham]

squire show me knights kissing

[lady-isabella-farnham]

knights kissing both boys squire show me

[purple-confusion]

Right away, milady

[lady-isabella-farnham]

Thank you squire!!!! Outstanding!!! Hang it in the main hall at once!!!

[evilvillain123456789]

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

[italo-disco-calvino]

papa keeps those for himself

[evilvillain123456789]

papa keeps those for himself

[borrowed-thoughts]

I’m doing so fucking horrible but in like a super chill way

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[spiralfucker]

So ive pulled some strings and I’m excited to announce that the world will be plunged into an eternal dark winter

[liivn]

medieval heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life

[chips1977]

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

[ithvka]

[medievaljournalist]

im in big trouble with some wraiths i owe a lot of wraith money

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[slimereveler]

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

[threedollarsdotcom]

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

[maykitz]

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

[pisboy]

idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

[medievaljournalist]

oh fuck yes they put a slot machine in the dungeon